Party-Seeking SAT Scofflaws Spurned by Tulane

Scandal shocked Long Island this week, but it wasn't over graft or Ponzi schemes. High school seniors were caught cheating on their SATs. And, even worse, reports the NY Post, the six Great Neck, NY, teens concocted their con for the purpose of going to "party schools." The nerve! Two of the grifters set their sites on our very own Tulane. But, the Green Wave may not be as easy a ride as the pair suspected. The kids never made it to St. Charles Ave. because the school got hip to their scheme, and rescinded the kids' admission. Arizona State and Colorado, on the other hand, weren't so quick off the dime. Two of the cheats are already enrolled at those party pens.

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