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VENDREDI

April 28th

Jazz Fest

Fair Grounds, all day

And it begins! 

 

Yestadt Millinery Pop-Up

W New Orleans, 10AM

Shop the latest hat styles

 

Friday Nights at NOMA

NOMA, 5PM

A lecture on the hidden musicians of Venice: the fascinating story of Vivaldi's all-female orchestra

 

Movie Screening: Personal Shopper

Prytania Theatre, 6PM/8PM 

Kristen Stewart stars as a shopper who sees ghosts, screened as a closing event of the New Orleans French Film Festival

 

Bar Redux Third Anniversary

Bar Redux, 8PM

Feat. JD Hill and the Jammers

 

Dark Star Orchestra

Joy Theater, 8:30PM

The sound of the Grateful Dead

 

Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals

Orpheum Theater, 9PM

Harper reteams with his longtime supporting band

 

The Soul Rebels

Blue Nile, 10PM

Brass legends bring da funk to Frenchmen 

 

Flow Tribe and Big Chief Monk Boudreaux & The Golden Eagles

Sanctuary Cultural Arts Center, 10PM

Backbone crackin' music

 

Bayou Boylesque

GrandPre's, 10PM

All-male local burlesque

 

Questlove

House of Blues, 12AM

The Roots drummer performs a late night DJ set

 

Screening: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Prytanian Theatre, 12AM

Screening of the Neil Patrick Harris show and Buffy's musical ep "Once More, With Feeling" 

SAMEDI

April 29th

Jazz Fest

Fair Grounds, all day

Day two 

 

Galactic + Roar

Tipitina's, 8PM

Funk jazz jam

 

Thunder from Down Under

Harrah's Casino, 8PM

Australian's Chipendales style male dancers

 

Shannon and the Clams

Siberia, 9PM

Garage indie surf-punk 

 

Stooges Brass Band

Blue Nile, 9:30PM

NOLA classics remixed with heavy hip hop influence

 

Mod Dance Party

Circle Bar, 10PM

Monthly 60's themed event, with DJ Matty

 

Honey Island Swamp Band

Sanctuary Cultural Arts Center, 10PM

Swamp Americana. Feat. The London Souls

 

STS9

Joy Theater, 10PM

Instrumental electronic rock

 

Gutenberg! The Musical! 

The Theatre at St. Claude, 10:30PM

Last night of the musical comedy about making a show about printing press inventor Johann Gutenberg

 

The Heat

Maison, 11:30PM

Feat. Ivan Neville, Oteil Burbridge, Stanton Moore, and Eric Krasno

DIMANCHE

April 30th

Jazz Fest

Fair Grounds, all day

Final day of weekend one

 

Breakfest

Bayou Beer Garden, 9AM

The most important meal of the year

 

Movie Screening: The Invisible Man

Prytania Theatre, 10AM

1933 sci-fi horror classic

 

Dan TDM

Saenger Theatre, 3PM

YouTube superstar comes to town

 

Sunday Musical Meditation

Marigny Opera House, 5PM

Feat. guitarist and composer David Sigler

 

One Tease to Rule Them All

Eiffel Society, 7PM

Lord of the Rings burlesque

 

Joe Krown Trio

Maple Leaf Bar, 7PM

Feat. Walter "Wolfman" Washington and Russell Batiste, plus a crawfish boil

 

Blato Zlato

Bar Redux, 9PM

NOLA-based Balkan band

 

What is a Motico? 

Zeitgeist Arts Center, 9PM

Helen Gillet presents Belgian avant garde films


Mr. Ghetto's 'Walmart' Too Hot For YouTube


NOLA Bounce artist Mr. Ghetto had a viral video in his grasp, only to see it slip away. Those of us who attempted, for the 56th time, to bathe ourselves in the glory of seeing honeys get their booty slapped by a Louisiana Purchase card were loathe to find the video wasn't available this afternoon. When clicking play, the YouTube player produces a message that says the video has been "removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content." But, really, it's not like there aren't any other Bounce videos on the Tube. Haven't they ever been to Club Caesar's? Luckily, the video is still available via Perez Hilton. Click through to see it again.

 




WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly

WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly WORLD

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT FUN SKAKIN SUMN YALL MIGHT NOT EVEN KNO ABOUT SO IF U CONFUSED,STAY N UR ANE,XOXOXOX

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-HOES!!!

my baby going to walmart but

my baby going to walmart but she is not buying any panties from there after this video

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

Actually, I think the worst

Actually, I think the worst thing about this is that at least one of the girls appears to be barefoot. In Wal Mart.

Dumb asses missing the point.

Dumb asses missing the point. It was just supposed to be funny. Clearly it's not a serious rap and its not porn!

TEH INJUSTICE!!! THIS IS SUCH

TEH INJUSTICE!!!

THIS IS SUCH A PALE, IDIOTIC KNOCKOFF OF CHAOTIC SHAKAZ "IT'S HAMMERTIME" VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCcU_EjEUJg

HOW IS IT THAT THE MOST SEXIST, CLASSIST, CONSUMERIST VERSION OF BOUNCE IS WHAT BLOWS UP? FFUUUUUUUUCCKKK
WHY AM I SHOUTING??!!??!

Can I finds me one dem girls

Can I finds me one dem girls for dis weekend?

Ezy Money

Hysterical....they keep their

Hysterical....they keep their Nasty Ass bodies clean with masingil douch...Ewww!!!

im going to wal mart

im going to wal mart

I used to shop at that

I used to shop at that WalMart when I was in college! Good times.

If I could move my ass like

If I could move my ass like that, I would dance in public like that.

That was the stupidest thing

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...How did they get away with that IN walmart?

everyones so focused on the

everyones so focused on the big butts but no ones actually realizing how awful the rap is....

Thts gross who would do tht

Thts gross who would do tht and no I did not watch it bcuz I don't like gross porn or anytin like dat!

how do they move like

how do they move like that...and how are they not embarrassed to do that in public...

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