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VENDREDI

July 25th

Friday Nights at NOMA
NOMA, 5-9p.m.
Murals On Screen film series begins with Multiple Perspectives: the Crazy Machine

 

Gal Holiday & the Honky-Tonk Revue
Siberia, 6p.m.
Authentic N.O. honky-tonk rock (free)

 

Zephyrs vs. Omaha
Zephyr Stadium, 7p.m.
Local baseball in Metairie

 

Closed Curtain
Zeitgeist, 7:30p.m.
Jafar Panahi made his new film despite Iran’s ban on his work

 

Dying City
Shadowbox Theatre, 7:30p.m.
Christopher Shinn’s play about the social effects of the Iraq War ($20)

 

Johnny Angel & Helldorado
Old U.S. Mint, 8p.m.
Country Western swing from New Orleans ($10)

 

Gisela in Her Bathtub & A Hand of Bridge
Marigny Opera House, 8p.m.
9th Ward Opera Company presents two one-act operas ($20)

 

King Buzzo, Dax Riggs
One Eyed Jacks, 9p.m.
Melvins leader goes solo acoustic ($15)

 

The Hood Internet, Jermaine Quiz
Hi-Ho Lounge, 9p.m.
Mashup DJ extraordinaires ($12)

 

PUJOL, Natural Child, Heavy Lids, Planchettes
Siberia, 10p.m.
Garage rock from Nashville & NOLA

 

Foundation Free Fridays
Tipitina’s, 10p.m.
This week ft. Eddie Roberts & Friends

 

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Prytania, 10p.m.
Ft. The Well Hung Speakers shadow cast

SAMEDI

July 26th

Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Historic New Orleans Collection, 10:30a.m.
1964 film stars Bette Davis, Olivia de Havilland, Joseph Cotten

 

Renee Broadhead: Unveiled and P.L. Jones: Bonded By Blood
Garden District Books, 2-3:30p.m.
Two YA authors read from their supernatural novels

 

Big Easy Rollergirls Double Header
UNO Human Performance Center, 5p.m.
vs. Hattiesburg & Chicago ($15)

 

Zephyrs vs. Omaha
Zephyr Stadium, 6p.m.
Local baseball in Metairie

 

Symbols of the Illuminati in New Orleans
Zeitgeist, 6:30p.m.
They’re reeeeeal (presented by Tony Green)

 

New Orleans Voodoo vs. San Antonio Talons
Smoothie King Center, 7p.m.
Local arena football

 

Ceremony, Nothing, Back to Back, Heat Dust
Mudlark, 7p.m.
Cali & Philly punk rock ($5)

 

Dying City
Shadowbox Theatre, 7:30p.m.
Christopher Shinn’s play about the social effects of the Iraq War ($20)

 

Gisela in Her Bathtub & A Hand of Bridge
Marigny Opera House, 8p.m.
9th Ward Opera Company presents two one-act operas ($20)

 

Steely Dan
Lakefront Arena, 8p.m.
Kings of cool-dad rock ($62+)

 

Bantam Foxes
Old U.S. Mint, 8p.m.
Local indie band incorporates fuzzy blues rock ($10)

 

Rocky Horror Picture Show
Prytania, 10p.m.
Ft. shadow cast the Well Hung Speakers

 

HUSTLE!
Hi-Ho Lounge, 11p.m.
DJ Soul Sister’s rare groove dance party
 


Mr. Ghetto's 'Walmart' Too Hot For YouTube


NOLA Bounce artist Mr. Ghetto had a viral video in his grasp, only to see it slip away. Those of us who attempted, for the 56th time, to bathe ourselves in the glory of seeing honeys get their booty slapped by a Louisiana Purchase card were loathe to find the video wasn't available this afternoon. When clicking play, the YouTube player produces a message that says the video has been "removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content." But, really, it's not like there aren't any other Bounce videos on the Tube. Haven't they ever been to Club Caesar's? Luckily, the video is still available via Perez Hilton. Click through to see it again.

 




WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly

WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly WORLD

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT FUN SKAKIN SUMN YALL MIGHT NOT EVEN KNO ABOUT SO IF U CONFUSED,STAY N UR ANE,XOXOXOX

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-HOES!!!

my baby going to walmart but

my baby going to walmart but she is not buying any panties from there after this video

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

Actually, I think the worst

Actually, I think the worst thing about this is that at least one of the girls appears to be barefoot. In Wal Mart.

Dumb asses missing the point.

Dumb asses missing the point. It was just supposed to be funny. Clearly it's not a serious rap and its not porn!

TEH INJUSTICE!!! THIS IS SUCH

TEH INJUSTICE!!!

THIS IS SUCH A PALE, IDIOTIC KNOCKOFF OF CHAOTIC SHAKAZ "IT'S HAMMERTIME" VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCcU_EjEUJg

HOW IS IT THAT THE MOST SEXIST, CLASSIST, CONSUMERIST VERSION OF BOUNCE IS WHAT BLOWS UP? FFUUUUUUUUCCKKK
WHY AM I SHOUTING??!!??!

Can I finds me one dem girls

Can I finds me one dem girls for dis weekend?

Ezy Money

Hysterical....they keep their

Hysterical....they keep their Nasty Ass bodies clean with masingil douch...Ewww!!!

im going to wal mart

im going to wal mart

I used to shop at that

I used to shop at that WalMart when I was in college! Good times.

If I could move my ass like

If I could move my ass like that, I would dance in public like that.

That was the stupidest thing

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...How did they get away with that IN walmart?

everyones so focused on the

everyones so focused on the big butts but no ones actually realizing how awful the rap is....

Thts gross who would do tht

Thts gross who would do tht and no I did not watch it bcuz I don't like gross porn or anytin like dat!

how do they move like

how do they move like that...and how are they not embarrassed to do that in public...

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Cheryl Castjohn

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