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VENDREDI

August 18th

Jurassic Quest

Lakefront Arena, 3PM

Dinosaur adventure

 

Art Exhibition and Party

Mini Art Center, 6:30PM

Featured artist, Zora

 

Pecker

NOMA, 7PM

Final screening of the John Waters Film Festival

 

Love Letters

Little Gem Saloon, 8PM

Play about first loves and second chances

 

I'm Listening

The Voodoo Lounge, 9PM

Comedy and psychoanalysis

 

Delish Da Goddess

One Eyed Jacks, 10PM

Feat. MC Sweet Tea, Sea Battle

 

Armnhmr

Eiffel Society, 10PM

LA based dance music performers Joseph & Joseph

 

Free Foundation Fridays

Tipitina's, 10PM

Feat. Johnny Sketch & The Dirty Notes, Sonic Bloom

SAMEDI

August 19th

Mayoral Candidate Forum

First Presbyterian Church, 10AM

Youth-led event

 

610 Stompers Auditions

Harrah's, 10AM

Final day of auditions

 

Ameripolitan Festival

Siberia, 3PM

Day one of inaugural southern music fest

 

Mid-Summer Mardi Gras

More Fun Comics, 5:30PM

Chewbacchus subkrewes + Krewe of OAK

 

We Woke Up Like This

Ogden, 7PM

5th annual moms night out

 

Brewsiana

House of Blues, 7PM

Beer and music festival

 

Mighty Brother

Gasa Gasa, 7PM

Homecoming show, feat. Micah McKeen, Deltaphpnic, SOF

DIMANCHE

August 20th

Captain Blood

Prytania Theatre, 10AM

Classic swashbucklin' flick starring Errol Flynn

 

Zulu Annual Sonny "Jim" Poole Picnic

City Park, 10AM

Contests for coconuts, BBQ, umbrellas, t-shirts, golf shirts and more

 

Love Letters

Little Gem Saloon, 5PM

Play about first loves and second chances

 

New Moon Women's Circle

Rosalie Apothecary, 6PM

Special solar eclipse themed circle

 

RC and the Gritz

One Eyed Jacks, 9PM

Erykah Badu's band, plus Khris Royal

 

The Max Tribe

Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Feat. Gools, Killer Dale, Jack Rabbit

 

Stripped into Submission

Hi-Ho Lunge, 10PM

Kink-themed burlesque 

LUNDI

August 21st

Solar Eclipse Paddle

Canoe and Trail Adventures, 10:30AM

Explore the swamps and bayou during the eclipse

 

Energy Clearing Class

Swan River Yoga Mandir, 7:30PM

Solar eclipse reiki course to clear your self

 

Monday Night Massacre

Rare Form, 8PM

Feat. Phantom of Paradise and Cannibal The Musical

 

Betty Who

Republic NOLA, 9PM

90's tinged Aussie artist, feat. Geographer

 

Knockout

The New Movement, 9:30PM

Battle of the funniest 

 

Instant Opus

Hi-Ho Lounge, 10PM

Feat. Eric Bloom, Russell Batiste, David Torkanowsky, Chris Severin

MARDI

August 22nd

Murder Ballads

Euclid Records, 5PM

Book signing with Dan Auerbach and Gabe Soria

 

DIY Fermented Foods

Rosalie Apothecary, 7PM

Fermented dairies, like kefire, yogurt, butter, buttermilk, and more

 

Stanton Moore Trio

Snug Harbor, 8PM

Galactic drummer's side project

 

Water Seed

Blue Nile, 9PM

Future funk stars

 

Treme Brass Band

d.b.a., 9PM

See the legendary band on their home turf

 

Rebirth Brass Band

Maple Leaf, 10PM

2 sets by the Grammy-winning brass band

 

Smoking Time Jazz Club

Spotted Cat, 10PM

Trad jazz masters

 
 

Mr. Ghetto's 'Walmart' Too Hot For YouTube


NOLA Bounce artist Mr. Ghetto had a viral video in his grasp, only to see it slip away. Those of us who attempted, for the 56th time, to bathe ourselves in the glory of seeing honeys get their booty slapped by a Louisiana Purchase card were loathe to find the video wasn't available this afternoon. When clicking play, the YouTube player produces a message that says the video has been "removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content." But, really, it's not like there aren't any other Bounce videos on the Tube. Haven't they ever been to Club Caesar's? Luckily, the video is still available via Perez Hilton. Click through to see it again.

 




WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly

WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly WORLD

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT FUN SKAKIN SUMN YALL MIGHT NOT EVEN KNO ABOUT SO IF U CONFUSED,STAY N UR ANE,XOXOXOX

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-HOES!!!

my baby going to walmart but

my baby going to walmart but she is not buying any panties from there after this video

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

Actually, I think the worst

Actually, I think the worst thing about this is that at least one of the girls appears to be barefoot. In Wal Mart.

Dumb asses missing the point.

Dumb asses missing the point. It was just supposed to be funny. Clearly it's not a serious rap and its not porn!

TEH INJUSTICE!!! THIS IS SUCH

TEH INJUSTICE!!!

THIS IS SUCH A PALE, IDIOTIC KNOCKOFF OF CHAOTIC SHAKAZ "IT'S HAMMERTIME" VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCcU_EjEUJg

HOW IS IT THAT THE MOST SEXIST, CLASSIST, CONSUMERIST VERSION OF BOUNCE IS WHAT BLOWS UP? FFUUUUUUUUCCKKK
WHY AM I SHOUTING??!!??!

Can I finds me one dem girls

Can I finds me one dem girls for dis weekend?

Ezy Money

Hysterical....they keep their

Hysterical....they keep their Nasty Ass bodies clean with masingil douch...Ewww!!!

im going to wal mart

im going to wal mart

I used to shop at that

I used to shop at that WalMart when I was in college! Good times.

If I could move my ass like

If I could move my ass like that, I would dance in public like that.

That was the stupidest thing

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...How did they get away with that IN walmart?

everyones so focused on the

everyones so focused on the big butts but no ones actually realizing how awful the rap is....

Thts gross who would do tht

Thts gross who would do tht and no I did not watch it bcuz I don't like gross porn or anytin like dat!

how do they move like

how do they move like that...and how are they not embarrassed to do that in public...

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