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JEUDI

August 21st

Ogden After Hours
Ogden Museum, 6-8p.m.

This week ft. New Orleans Concert Band Clarinet Choir ($10)

 

One Republic
Lakefront Arena, 7p.m.

Boy-band fans rejoice ($45+)

 

Groovesect, Grandma’s Boy
Joy Theater, 7p.m.

Dinner and a movie—it’s the Joy Social Club

 

Bug
Allways Lounge, 8p.m.

Darkly comedic play written by Tracy Letts

 

Patrick Shuttleswerth Wants to Make You Deaf
Circle Bar, 10p.m.

With special guet Leo DeJesus ($5)

 

Kalu Jones
Chickie Wah Wah, 10p.m.

Blues-rock and Afro-Folk from Nigeria, in NOLA for the first time

 

Whores, Ossacrux, Room 101
Siberia, 10p.m.
Single-minded hardcore and noise from ATL & NOLA ($9)

VENDREDI

August 22nd

Friday Nights At NOMA
NOMA, 6-8p.m.

Murals on Screen continues with La Perla, plus gallery talk by artist Jim Richard

 

Bug
Allways Lounge, 8p.m.

Darkly comedic play written by Tracy Letts

 

Kalu Jones
Chickie Wah Wah, 8:30p.m.

Blues-rock and Afro-Folk from Nigeria, in NOLA for the first time

 

Nymphomaniac Volume 1
Indywood, 9:15p.m.

Indywood screens Lars von Triers’ sex drama

 

Social Set, Eskimoses, The Local Skank
Gasa Gasa, 10p.m.
Perky funk-pop and folk rock ($8)

 

Foundation Free Fridays
Tipitina’s, 10p.m.

Ft. Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes, Naughty Professor

 

TNM Presents: Stupid Time Machine
Shadowbox Theatre, 10:30p.m.

NOLA's nationally recognized sketch comedy troupe ($8)

SAMEDI

August 23rd

Big Easy Rollergirls Double Header
UNO Human Performance Center, 5 p.m.

vs. TBA

 

Nymphomaniac Volume 1
Indywood, 6:30p.m.
Indywood screens Lars von Triers’ sex drama

 

Jake Owen
Champions Square, 7p.m.
Pop-country personified ($42+)

 

Crosby, Stills & Nash
Saenger Theatre, 8p.m.
Fathers of popular folk music ($80+)

 

Bug
Allways Lounge, 8p.m.
Darkly comedic play written by Tracy Letts

 

HipHoptions Launch Party
Gasa Gasa, 9p.m.
Ft. Bujie and The HighRise, Rei The Imperial, DIVVVY UP, Meta//Quirk

 

Lillian Axe
Tipitina’s, 9p.m.
Hard rock from NOLA ($15)

 

Papa Mali
Freret Street Publiq House, 10p.m.
With Lightnin Malcolm

 

The Kodiaks
the BEATnik, 10p.m.
Louisville, KY punks

 

TNM Presents: The Megaphone Show
Shadowbox Theatre, 10:30p.m.

The New Movement’s flagship storytelling improv show ($8)


Mr. Ghetto's 'Walmart' Too Hot For YouTube


NOLA Bounce artist Mr. Ghetto had a viral video in his grasp, only to see it slip away. Those of us who attempted, for the 56th time, to bathe ourselves in the glory of seeing honeys get their booty slapped by a Louisiana Purchase card were loathe to find the video wasn't available this afternoon. When clicking play, the YouTube player produces a message that says the video has been "removed as a violation of YouTube's policy on nudity or sexual content." But, really, it's not like there aren't any other Bounce videos on the Tube. Haven't they ever been to Club Caesar's? Luckily, the video is still available via Perez Hilton. Click through to see it again.

 




WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly

WAlly waLLy Waly WaLLY Waly WORLD

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT

LOL,I LOVE IT,ITS ALL ABOUT FUN SKAKIN SUMN YALL MIGHT NOT EVEN KNO ABOUT SO IF U CONFUSED,STAY N UR ANE,XOXOXOX

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny

panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-panny-HOES!!!

my baby going to walmart but

my baby going to walmart but she is not buying any panties from there after this video

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

I WANTS ME ONE OF DEM GIRLS

Actually, I think the worst

Actually, I think the worst thing about this is that at least one of the girls appears to be barefoot. In Wal Mart.

Dumb asses missing the point.

Dumb asses missing the point. It was just supposed to be funny. Clearly it's not a serious rap and its not porn!

TEH INJUSTICE!!! THIS IS SUCH

TEH INJUSTICE!!!

THIS IS SUCH A PALE, IDIOTIC KNOCKOFF OF CHAOTIC SHAKAZ "IT'S HAMMERTIME" VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCcU_EjEUJg

HOW IS IT THAT THE MOST SEXIST, CLASSIST, CONSUMERIST VERSION OF BOUNCE IS WHAT BLOWS UP? FFUUUUUUUUCCKKK
WHY AM I SHOUTING??!!??!

Can I finds me one dem girls

Can I finds me one dem girls for dis weekend?

Ezy Money

Hysterical....they keep their

Hysterical....they keep their Nasty Ass bodies clean with masingil douch...Ewww!!!

im going to wal mart

im going to wal mart

I used to shop at that

I used to shop at that WalMart when I was in college! Good times.

If I could move my ass like

If I could move my ass like that, I would dance in public like that.

That was the stupidest thing

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen...How did they get away with that IN walmart?

everyones so focused on the

everyones so focused on the big butts but no ones actually realizing how awful the rap is....

Thts gross who would do tht

Thts gross who would do tht and no I did not watch it bcuz I don't like gross porn or anytin like dat!

how do they move like

how do they move like that...and how are they not embarrassed to do that in public...

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