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The 6th Ward's brass band saunters over to Frenchmen
Maple Leaf, 10p.m.
2 sets by the Grammy-winning brass band
Snug Harbor, 8p.m. or 10p.m.
The groove masters play their own songs plus more from the Blue Note songbook
Broadway Street, 9a.m.-1p.m.
Uptown edition of the city's prime local market
Chickie Wah Wah, 8p.m.
British-born keyboardist’s groove is all New Orleans
Bullet’s Sports Bar, 7p.m.
See Kermitt weekly gig in the 7th Ward and get to bed early
Spotted Cat, 6.p.m.
Jazz singer with a vintage twist
One Eyed Jacks, 8p.m.
Isakov’s will be playing songs from his new album “The Weatherman”
Smoothie King Center, 7p.m.
Another home game for the win!
Prytania Theatre, Noon
Hitchcock thriller in 3D!
Blue Nile, 11p.m.
A new breed of local brass gets the party going on Frenchmen
This New Orleans bluesman often plays guitar with his teeth
House of Blues, 7p.m.
Death metal bands unite in New Orleans ft. special guests
Gasa Gasa, 8p.m.
Gasa's resident percussionist plus Brian Haas and James Singleton
Old US Mint, 2p.m.
Choral group welded through New Orleans eclectic music scene; $5
Ogden After Hours, 6p.m.
Hear the guitarist/composer play and speak at Thursday’s premier after hours event
Grammy nominated singer for her album “Better” in 2013
Maple Leaf, 12a.m.
Drumming sensation takes the stage with Mike Dillon and Brian Haas
The Joy Theater, 7:30p.m.
Ten StorySLAM champs retell their tales to the theme “Fish Out of Water”
Old US Mint, 2p.m.
New Orleans songwriter performs a solo show
Old US Mint, 8p.m.
Cellist uses electronic loops to create compelling compositions
Smoothie King Center, 7p.m.
L.A. vs. LA
Prytania Theatre, 12:15 a.m. (also playing 31st)
Cult classic takes to the big screen…again
A band made up of LA and TX natives mix up a pot of gumbo goodness with hints of zydeco, blues, soul and hip hop
New Orleans funk quartet gets reoriented with Sonic Bloom ft. Eric Bloom of Lettuce
Saegner, 2p.m. and 7p.m.
13-piece band jazzes it up with six singer-dancers complete with WWII era costumes
House of Blues, 8p.m.
A tribute to Bon Jovi
French Quarter, 6:30p.m.
The raunchy and sarcastic Quarter parade is back and rolling down a new route
French Quarter, 7:15
Burlesque diva Trixie Minx presides over Delusion rolling after Krewe de Vieux
Get funky after Krewe de Vieux
Krewe du Vieux Comes Early, Often in 2013
With an early Mardi Gras, Carnival krewes have less time to get their floats and costumes ready. Plus, the marching groups had to do the Super Bowl shuffle to make way for the Big Game. The parade season tone-setters of Krewe du Vieux - who are already under the gun for this year's Jan. 19 march - could be complaining about being in a world of shit as a result of these developments. But, as always, they've simply released Le Monde de Merde for the rest of us to roll around in with glee, and announced a theme that cuts off all feelings of misery and misfortune marked by daily life in the City of Dreams at the head.
Krewe du Vieux's 2013 theme is "Krewe du Vieux Comes Early," according to their recently-published annual newspaper, Le Monde de Merde. After summarizing a year of Bounties, TP cutbacks and the Crescent City's usual political tomfoolery, the krewe that relies on old-fashioned ass-drawn floats and outrageous satire announced once again that only one krewe can cut down all that is sacred, and turn all that is proper into sexual innuendo and bathroom humor.
"The pre-mature Krewe members will come early and often come hell or high water until the cows come home," the paper heralds.
This year's Queen is New Orleans Musicians Clinic executive director Bethany Bultman. As the director of the organization that provides health care to the city's many players and one of the many state health care providers made to feel ill following Bobby Jindal's budget cuts, Bultman "has come to the forefront of our cultural preservation efforts," according to the Krewe.
As ever, Le Monde de Merde also gives Carnival watchers a sneak peek at some of this year's satire. Floats themes this year are heavily targeted in the direction of the Newhouses and the Times-Picayune, whose decision to cut back publication to three days a week took up the city's civic conversation for most of the second half of the year.
Krewe of Comatose will march with "The Times Prickayune Fails to Deliver," while K.A.O.S. will hold up "Black and White and Dead All Over." Drips and Discharges, meanwhile, announces to the Merde that they're "Fresh Outta TP."
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is also a piece of red meat for the skewer, as the Saints' Bountygate scandal gave the city an Enemy No. 1, and tanked the Black and Gold season before it started.
Krewe of SPANK will unveil their ultrapostmodern classic "Waiting for Goodell," while Krewe of Underwear will show how the "NFL Penetrates Carnival." Meanwhile, the Mystic Krewe of Inane will get us ready for Super Hole XLVAG," while Mama Roux will prepare the way of the "Stuper Bowl."
But it's not all football and newsprint. T.O.K.I.N. will introduce the masses to YoMamaCare, while the Krewe of Spermes will take the parade's theme to new scientific heights by exploring what truly came first, the chicken or the egg? Proving that this year's krewe is extraordinarily fowl, Seeds of Decline will allow us to Choke More Chikn.
Having ready this handy summary, NoDef is fully aware that readers will have no idea what any of this looks like. Pick up a Le Monde de Merde at newsstands around the city, or head to Krewe du Vieux at 6:30 p.m. on Jan. 19 in the Marigny and French Quarter (route pictured) to see it in the exposed flesh.
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