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MARDI

March 28th

Book Reading: Elizabeth Pearce

Garden District Book Shop, 6PM

From her new book "Drink Dat New Orleans: A Guide to the Best Cocktail Bars, Dives, & Speakeasies"

 

Spring Publishing Camp

Tubby & Coo's Mid-City Book Shop, 7PM

Book publishing workshop

 

Gabby Douglas

Dillrd University, 7PM

Olympic gymnast talks fame and fitness

 

Laelume

The Carver, 7PM

World soul jazz music

 

Laughter Without Borders

Loyola University, 7PM

Clowns for a cause, to benefit Syrian refugees

 

Tuesday Night Haircuts

St. Roch Tavern, 8PM

Tonight: beer, haircuts, karaoke

 

Thinkin' With Lincoln 

Bayou Beer Garden, 8PM

Outdoor trivia

 

Water Seed

Blue Nile, 9PM

Interstellar future funk

 

Stanton Moore Trio

Snug Harbor, 10PM

Galactic drummer’s side project - also at 8PM

MERCREDI

March 29th

Response: Artists in the Park

Botanical Garden, 10AM

Art exhibit and sale en plein air

 

Studio Opening Party

Alex Beard Studio, 5PM

Drinks, food, painting to celebrate the artist's studio opening

 

Sippin' in the Courtyard

Maison Dupuy Hotel, 5PM

Fancy foods, music by jazz great Tim Laughlin, and event raffle

 

Work Hard, Play Hard

Benachi House & Gardens, 6PM

Southern Rep's fundraising dinner and party 

 

Lecture: Patrick Smith

New Canal Lighthouse, 6PM

Coastal scientist discusses his work

 

Pelicans vs. Dallas Mavericks

Smoothie King Center, 7PM

The Birds and the Mavs go head to head

 

Drag Bingo

Allways Lounge, 7PM

Last game planned in the Allways's popular performance & game night

 

They Blinded Me With Science: A Bartender Science Fair

2314 Iberville St., 7:30PM

Cocktails for a cause

 

Brian Wilson 

Saenger Theatre, 8PM

The Beach Boy presents "Pet Sounds" 

 

Movie Screening: Napoleon Dynamite

Catahoula Hotel, 8PM

Free drinks if you can do his dance. Vote for Pedro!

 

Blood Jet Poetry Series

BJs in the Bywater, 8PM

Poetry with Clare Welsh and Todd Cirillo

 

Horror Shorts

Bar Redux, 9PM

NOLA's Horror Films Fest screens shorts

 

A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie

Howlin Wolf, 10PM

Bronx hip hop comes south

 

JEUDI

March 30th

Aerials in the Atrium

Bywater Art Lofts, 6PM

Live art in the air

 

Ogden After Hours

Ogden Museum, 6PM

Feat. Mia Borders

 

Pete Fountain: A Life Half-Fast

New Orleans Jazz Museum, 6PM

Exhibit opening on the late Pete Fountain

 

Big Freedia Opening Night Mixer

Mardi Gras Museum of Costumes and Culture, 6PM

Unveiling of Big Freedia's 2018 Krew du Viewux costume

 

An Edible Evening

Langston Hughes Academy, 7PM

8th annual dinner party in the Dreamkeeper Garden

 

RAW Artists Present: CUSP

The Republlic, 7PM

Immersive pop-up gallery, boutique, and stage show

 

Electric Swandive, Hey Thanks, Something More, Chris Schwartz

Euphorbia Kava Bar, 7PM

DIY rock, pop, punk show

 

The Avett Brothers

Saenger Theatre, 7:30PM

Americana folk-rock

 

Stand-Up NOLA

Joy Theater, 8PM

Comedy cabaret

 

Stooges Brass Band

The Carver, 9PM

NOLA brass all-stars

 

Wolves and Wolves and Wolves and Wolves

Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Feat. Burn Like Fire and I'm Fine in support

 

Fluffing the Ego

Allways Lounge, 10:30PM

Feat. Creep Cuts and Rory Danger & the Danger Dangers

 

Fast Times Dance Party

One Eyed Jacks, 10:30PM

80s dance party

 


Hurricane Helper

A Primer for Hurricane Season



Hurricane season officially started on Wednesday (6.01). That means that before we start thinking about the Saints, there is some work to be done. It’s time for federal agencies to issue forecasts, locals to stockpile water (as well as adult beverages,) and the tech savvy to download apps. NoDef offers this handy primer on the humid months ahead.

 

The Outlook

The feds are predicting an active hurricane or “near normal” season in the Atlantic. According to the official National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) forecast, there's a a 70 percent chance of 10-16 named storms. Between four and eight of those storms could become hurricanes (winds of 74 mph plus), while one to four could be major hurricanes of Category 3 (winds of 111 mph plus) or higher.

 

“Near-normal may sound relaxed and encouraging, but we could be in for more activity than we've seen in recent years," stressed NOAA big-wig Kathryn Sullivan.

 

2016 has already seen two named storms. In January, Hurricane Alex formed and last Saturday (5.28), Tropical Storm Bonnie made landfall in South Carolina.

 

Future storms will be named Colin, Danielle, Earl, Fiona, Gaston, Hermine, Ian, Julia, Karl, Lisa, Matthew, Nicole, Otto, Paula, Richard, Shary, Tobias, Virginie, and Walter as needed.

 

Locally, leaders are urging preparedness. “We’ve learned what best practices are, and it’s really important that not only we’re prepared but that the only way this works is for citizens to take personal responsibility and to have a plan,” noted Mayor Mitch.

 

Prep

Step one of that preparation involves stockpiling some supplies. It’s a good idea to get some basics together before the storms starts to form. At that point, stores start to run out of stock and some unscrupulous merchants raise prices. A basic, "official" list follows.

 

    •    portable self-powered light source

    •    portable self-powered radio, two-way radio, or weather band radio

    •    tarpaulin or other flexible waterproof sheeting

    •    any ground anchor system or tie down kit

    •    any gas or diesel fuel tank

    •    any package of AAA-cell, AA-cell, D-cell, 6-volt, or 9-volt batteries, excluding automobile and boat batteries

    •    any cellular phone battery and any cellular phone charger

    •    any non-electric food storage cooler

    •    any “storm shutter device” as defined in Louisiana Revised Statute 47:305:58

    •    any blue ice product

    •    any portable generator used to provide light or communications or preserve food in the event of a power outage

    •    a first aid kit

 

All of the items above are critical for storm preparedness. However, the list doesn’t cover basics such as water, canned foods, snacks, or medicine (including alcohol). Anyone who has boarded up their windows for a three-day stretch inside understands a few things about beating the heat, including the right kind of fans for the job.

 

So, the mindful resident might want to stash away a few more items. For starters, pick up a few gallon jugs of water and put them in the back of your closet. Likewise, on your next trip to Cost-Co, grab your favorite canned foods. Another bulk item that will come in handy is a giant bottle of Advil. (When you’ve spent four days, sans power, sweating with your family and friends, headaches are common. That lifetime supply sized bottle will start to look small.) Some board games are also recommended. Eventually, the initial rush wears off and everyone needs something to do.

 

Cash is king, especially during a storm when no electricity means no credit card machines. Take a couple nights off from the bar now and stash away some hard currency in a waterproof bag. Don’t wait until the storm when a bad week of expenses or tips might leave you without food during a hurricane.

 

Finally, there is the crucial issue of booze. Drinking is fun. A little buzz also helps you drift off to sleep when the barometer is off the chart and the AC is broken. However, remember that no electricity may mean no ice. So, you want to opt for beverages that do not require chilling like whiskey or red wine.

 

Information

When the weather does turn ugly, information is key. In New Orleans, residents can visit ready.nola.gov, or call NOLA 311 to get information about hurricane preparedness. NoDef also has a handy guide for hunkering.

 

For those partial to mobile apps and push alerts, the City of New Orleans also sends text alerts through the NOLA Ready system. Those looking for a more comprehensive smartphone tool kit should turn to the American Red Cross' hurricane app, which includes preparedness information, text alerts and a built-in strobe light.

 

FEMA also offers an app. The upgraded software offers resources for tracking disasters, preparation, and the aftermath. President Obama has been plugging the download recently and it is worth the download. However, anyone who experienced Katrina, the Federal Flood, or the early recovery can attest to the horrendous track record that the federal agency boasts.

 

Weather geeks can also check out dozens of apps designed to track storms, some specifically hurricanes.

 

Evacuation

Finally, leaders from Landrieu to the POTUS are extremely emphatic that should an evacuation order be issued, citizens should comply. “If your local authorities ask you to evacuate, you have to do it. Don't wait," Obama declared at a presser last week.

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