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August 23rd

Wine Down Wednesdays

New Orleans Jazz Museum, 6:30PM

Free yogalates at the Mint

 

The Heart of Herbalism

Rosalie Apothecary, 7PM

Syrups and immune health

 

Trapper Keeper

Side Bar, 8:30PM

Local improv music duo, feat. Dr. Jeff Albert

 

Trainspotting

Bar Redux, 9PM

Free screening of junkie masterpiece

 

Chris & Tami

The New Movement, 9:30PM

TNM's founders perform weekly free show

 

Vixens & Vinyl

One Eyed Jacks, 10:30PM

Burlesque dance party

JEUDI

August 24th

Summertime Blues

Shops at Canal Place, 5:30PM

Young professionals meet-up with blues, brews, and BBQ

 

Architecture & Design Film Festival Kick-Off

Contemporary Arts Center, 5:30PM

Opening night party and film

 

Yoga Social Club

Crescent Park, 5:45PM

Get sweaty and centered

 

Ogden After Hours

Ogden Museum, 6PM

Feat. Sweet Olive String Band

 

Ambush Reggae Band

Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Local roots reggae group

 

Royal Teeth

Tipitina's, 9PM

Feat. Merci Raines and No True Scotsman

VENDREDI

August 25th

Friday Nights at NOMA

NOMA, 5PM

Feat. The Pfister Sisters

 

Exotic Races

Fair Grounds, 5PM

Races feat. ostriches and camels

 

More Lovely and More Temperate

Valiant Theatre and Lounge, 6PM

Performance of all 154 Shakespearean sonnets

 

Lil' WeezyAna Fest

Champions Square, 7PM

Feat. Gucci Man, Rich the Kid, Kodie Shane, YoungBoy NBA, and Lil Wayne

 

Drive-In On the Patio

Bar Redux, 9PM

Campy and cool movies, The Wasp Woman, Attack of the Giant Leeches, and The Giant Gila Monster

 

Little Maker & Mr. Universe

One Eyed Jacks, 9PM

Feat. special tribute to The Band

 

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Prytania Theatre, 12AM

Feat. NOLA's foremost shadow cast The Well-Hung Speakers

SAMEDI

August 26th

It's About TIME

Studio Be, 6PM

Artist conversation about oppression via symbols like the monuments

 

New Pride Pageant

Cafe Istanbul, 6PM

Honoring Mr & Miss New Orleans Pride 2017

 

New Orleans Saints vs. Houston Texans

SuperDome, 7PM

The Saints and Texans go head to head

 

Rick & Morty Marathon

Bar Redux, 9PM

Outdoor binge session for Dan Harmon's animated series

 

Swamp Motel

Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Album release party for Louisiana rockers

 

Vox & The Hound

One Eyed Jacks, 10PM

Pop group, feat. psych band Midriff and Naughty Palace


To The BATmobile!

NOPD Unveils DWI Checkpoint Tool, Live-Blogged



With the segways, bikes, computer programs and other crimefighting tools the New Orleans police have received in recent months, they appeared to be as equipped with the tools of effective crimefighting. However, as Commissioner Gordon could tell you, no cop battling nefarious forces beyond their control is complete without a secret weapon.

 

Today, from the NOPD's own bat cave, Superintendent Ronal Serpas is revealing the Department's "BATmobile" to combat drunk driving. We're checking out all the bells and whistles and updating it live.

 

2:40 That's all for us. We were informed earlier that there's a DWI checkpoint somewhere downtown tonight, so use the bat sense when ordering that fourth drink. In the meantime, we're left to speculate: What will Superitendent Serpas' next toy be? Will the Department accrue rocket packs, or will it be light sabers? Tune in next time, same NoDef time, same NoDef channel.

 

2:35 That's a wrap for the press conference. But before it was time to be blindfolded and lulled to sleep with a potent elixir, we got a peak inside the $350,000 vehicle itself. The waiting room of the BATmobile was equipped with large, gray cloth couches, tables and flat screen TVs. A long corridor lead to the testing area, reminding us of a giant Winnebago.

 

2:30 Police aren't releasing the exact locations of the DWI checkpoints to which the BATmobile will be dispatched.  Instead, they'll send out missives indicating they will be Uptown or downtown. No word yet on how they feel about the idea of shining a giant light into the sky that depicts a hand grenade cup.

 

2:28 In this heat, the cops want to move people as fast as possible, indicating the cops see no need to spend a lot of time shouting things like "Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!"

 

2:25 Now we get the details from an NOPD DWI specialist on field tests. The tests consist of a walk-and-turn, eye test, and to stand on one leg. Even with this new addition, the NOPD still prefers performing the tests outside, so they can walk, and in case subjects vomit. That's one consideration Alfred never had to make. If they fail the tests, however, the subjects will be brought inside the BATmobile for breath and urine testing. The vehicle doesn't contain equipment for blood testing. Those that fail the breath and urine tests will be transported by cop cars waiting on standby at the BATmobile. So much for a stealth presence.

 

2:20 Howard returns with a message to criminals. "We have a large cameras like on top of media vans, and video and audio recording inside the vehicle. So expect to see your face on a laptop in court," he says.

 

2:15 Serpas takes the floor and reminds us like any father would that there's no need to drive drunk. Always get a designated driver, he says. Serpas adds some stats: DUI arrests are up 39%. Drunk drivers is what should make you shake in your boots," he says.

 

2:10 "We're going to get a lot of use out of this," Howard says. In fact, they'll use it tonight, but they won't say where. Education is also a purpose: They'll let students "look and admire it," and let them know how they could end up in it.

2:05 As the conference begins, Officer Howard of the Department's traffic division reveals what theBATmobile actually is: "a mobile breath alcohol testing unit," designed to take drunk drivers off the streets.

 

1:58 As the proceedings are about to get underway, NOPD Deputy Supt. Marlon Defillo is overheard saying the behemoth looks like a party bus with all of the flashing lights.

1:55 We were told in advance that the BATmobile is 38' long X  12' wide, and was purchased with funds from a grant from the Louisiana Highway Safety Commission. The vehicle was specially designed for NOPD specifications, and includes enough room for one person to take a BAC test, and four others to wait.

 

1:50 The NOPD's bat cave is a large warehouse located on Tchoupitoulas St. While there is no sign of poles or an adjoining mansion, there is a gym with weights and a boxing ring. The BATmobile sits in the center of the room, its lights flashing. It is surrounded by NOPD speedboats, trailers and SUVs. Nice toys.

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