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LUNDI

April 24th

Zurich Golf Classic

City Park, 11AM

Kick off to a 4-day stop on the PGA Championship tour

 

Crystal Energy Healing & Dream Play

1112 Mandeville St., 2PM

Talk dreams and crystals

 

Andrew Jackson Hotel Ghost Hunt

Andrew Jackson Hotel, 4PM

Sleepover ghost tour at the infamous hotel

 

International Sculpture Day

Ogden Museum of Southern Art, 5:30PM

Artists Tara Conley, Rachel David, and Ashley Pridmore will discuss their work

 

Big Easy Entertainment Awards

The Orpheum Theater, 6PM

29th annual event

 

New Orleans Baby Cakes

Shrine On Airline, 7PM

Baby Cakes go up against the Omaha Storm Chasers

 

Movie Screening: La Bataille de Solférino

Cafe Istanbul, 7PM

French film about the 2012 presidential election, following Macron and Le Pen's victories during this weekend's round one

 

Cacao Ceremony

Nola Yoga Loft, 7:30PM

Set intentions for the Full Moon and share a cacao elixir

 

Ooh Poo Pah Doo Monday Blues

Carver Club, 8PM

Hosted by the bar's owner Miss Judy Hill

MARDI

April 25th

Earth Day Celebration

City Park, 4PM

Kiddie crafts, cooking demos, native plant sale, yoga, and more

 

April Hobnobber

The Country Club, 5:30PM

Sip and socialize, with complimentary wine and live music

 

Movie Screening: Ipileaye

Ashé Cac, 6PM

Story of the creation of the world 

 

Pony Up for Horses

Eiffel Society, 6PM

A benefit to aid horses in need

 

Vinyasa & Vino

Nola Yoga Loft, 6:30PM

All-levels yoga following by wine and dinner

 

Swing in the Oaks

City Park, 7PM

Annual free outdoor concert feat. Louisiana Philharmonic Orchestra

 

New Moon Medicine Circle

Yes, Yoga., 7:30PM

Celebrate the cycle with visualizations, meditations, journaling, ritual, and group energy healing

 

Aaron Cohen Band

Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Local faves, feat. Danny Abel Band, Shhh

 

High Profile | New Orleans Nightlife Awards

Sidney's Saloon, 10PM

Celebrate NOLA's nightlife with Garlic Junior, Jassy, and DJ Visqueen

MERCREDI

April 26th

Wednesdays at the Square

Lafayette Square, 5PM

Feat. Flow Tribe and Robin Barnes

 

Blackout Poetry Workshop

Norman Mayer Branch Library, 5PM

Teen poetry event in blackout poetry of public library books

 

Evenings with Enrique

City Park, 5PM

Feat. Raphael Bas

 

Vietnamese Style Crawfish Boil

Black Penny, 6PM

The famous boil across from Armstrong Park returns

 

Paradigm Pizza & Pies

Paradigm Gardens, 7PM

Urban farm hosts outdoor dinner, with Ancora Pizzeria

 

Eat Your Science

Saenger Theatre, 8PM

Alton Brown live

 

Movie Screening: Annie Hall

Catahoula Hotel, 8PM

Rooftop screening of the Woody Allen classic

 

Sound Observatory New Orleans: The Shape of Jazz to Come

Three Keys, 9PM

This month's event features Ashlin Parker Trio 

JEUDI

April 27th

 

NOLA Distilling Co. Grand Opening

NOLA Distilling Company, 3PM

Live music from Colin Lake, food from Frencheeze & La Cocinita food trucks

 

Movie Screening: Jazz Fest Shorts

The Old U.S. Mint, 6PM

Films from the inaugural 1970 Jazz Fest

 

Threadhead Thursday

City Park Botanical Gardens, 6PM

Feat. Marcia Ball, Brass-a-Holics, and Paul Sanchez & the Rolling Road Show

 

Sum 41 & Pierce the Veil

House of Blues, 6:30PM

The 'We Will Detonate!' tour

 

International Jazz Day

New Orleans Recreation Development Commission, 7PM

Celebration of jazz music and its influence

 

Jazz & Heritage Gala

Hyatt Regency, 7PM

19th annual benefit feat. a Neville Family Funktion and more

 

St. Paul and the Broken Bones

Orpheum Theater, 9PM

Birmingham band promotes second album "Sea of Noise" 


To The BATmobile!

NOPD Unveils DWI Checkpoint Tool, Live-Blogged



With the segways, bikes, computer programs and other crimefighting tools the New Orleans police have received in recent months, they appeared to be as equipped with the tools of effective crimefighting. However, as Commissioner Gordon could tell you, no cop battling nefarious forces beyond their control is complete without a secret weapon.

 

Today, from the NOPD's own bat cave, Superintendent Ronal Serpas is revealing the Department's "BATmobile" to combat drunk driving. We're checking out all the bells and whistles and updating it live.

 

2:40 That's all for us. We were informed earlier that there's a DWI checkpoint somewhere downtown tonight, so use the bat sense when ordering that fourth drink. In the meantime, we're left to speculate: What will Superitendent Serpas' next toy be? Will the Department accrue rocket packs, or will it be light sabers? Tune in next time, same NoDef time, same NoDef channel.

 

2:35 That's a wrap for the press conference. But before it was time to be blindfolded and lulled to sleep with a potent elixir, we got a peak inside the $350,000 vehicle itself. The waiting room of the BATmobile was equipped with large, gray cloth couches, tables and flat screen TVs. A long corridor lead to the testing area, reminding us of a giant Winnebago.

 

2:30 Police aren't releasing the exact locations of the DWI checkpoints to which the BATmobile will be dispatched.  Instead, they'll send out missives indicating they will be Uptown or downtown. No word yet on how they feel about the idea of shining a giant light into the sky that depicts a hand grenade cup.

 

2:28 In this heat, the cops want to move people as fast as possible, indicating the cops see no need to spend a lot of time shouting things like "Holy uncanny photographic mental processes!"

 

2:25 Now we get the details from an NOPD DWI specialist on field tests. The tests consist of a walk-and-turn, eye test, and to stand on one leg. Even with this new addition, the NOPD still prefers performing the tests outside, so they can walk, and in case subjects vomit. That's one consideration Alfred never had to make. If they fail the tests, however, the subjects will be brought inside the BATmobile for breath and urine testing. The vehicle doesn't contain equipment for blood testing. Those that fail the breath and urine tests will be transported by cop cars waiting on standby at the BATmobile. So much for a stealth presence.

 

2:20 Howard returns with a message to criminals. "We have a large cameras like on top of media vans, and video and audio recording inside the vehicle. So expect to see your face on a laptop in court," he says.

 

2:15 Serpas takes the floor and reminds us like any father would that there's no need to drive drunk. Always get a designated driver, he says. Serpas adds some stats: DUI arrests are up 39%. Drunk drivers is what should make you shake in your boots," he says.

 

2:10 "We're going to get a lot of use out of this," Howard says. In fact, they'll use it tonight, but they won't say where. Education is also a purpose: They'll let students "look and admire it," and let them know how they could end up in it.

2:05 As the conference begins, Officer Howard of the Department's traffic division reveals what theBATmobile actually is: "a mobile breath alcohol testing unit," designed to take drunk drivers off the streets.

 

1:58 As the proceedings are about to get underway, NOPD Deputy Supt. Marlon Defillo is overheard saying the behemoth looks like a party bus with all of the flashing lights.

1:55 We were told in advance that the BATmobile is 38' long X  12' wide, and was purchased with funds from a grant from the Louisiana Highway Safety Commission. The vehicle was specially designed for NOPD specifications, and includes enough room for one person to take a BAC test, and four others to wait.

 

1:50 The NOPD's bat cave is a large warehouse located on Tchoupitoulas St. While there is no sign of poles or an adjoining mansion, there is a gym with weights and a boxing ring. The BATmobile sits in the center of the room, its lights flashing. It is surrounded by NOPD speedboats, trailers and SUVs. Nice toys.

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Renard Boissiere, Linzi Falk, Evan Z.E. Hammond, Dead Huey, Wilson Koewing, J.A. Lloyd, Joseph Santiago, Andrew Smith, Cynthia Via

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Michael Weber, B.A.

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Alexis Manrodt


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B. E. Mintz

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Stephen Babcock

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