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DIMANCHE

February 5th

Albinas Prizgintas 

Trinity Episcopal Church (5:00PM)

Music director/organist presents his 'Tribute to Black History Month'.

 

Player Hating: A Love Story

Cafe Istanbul (6:00PM)

NOLA filmmaker talks Brooklyn thugs in this new docu.

 

Books 2 Prisoners

Nowe Miasto (4:00PM-7:00PM)

Open hours to come help out, whether a regular or not.

 

Some Like It Hot!

Buffa's (11:00AM)

Weekly Sun Gig- Trad Jazz Brunch.

 

Gal Holiday

BMC (6:00PM)

Weekly Sun Gig-Take me to the honky tonk.

 

Hot 8 Brass Band

Howlin' Wolf den (9:00PM)

Weekly Sun Gig-The street beat moves yr feet.

 

Joe Krown Trio feat. Russell Batiste & Walter "Wolfman" Washington

Maple Leaf Bar (10:00PM)

Weekly Sun Gig- Wolfman hits the other side of Canal. 

LUNDI

February 6th

Blue Grass Pickin' Party

 

Hi-Ho Lounge (8:00 PM)

Weekly Mon Gig- Red Beans and nice!

 

Glen David Andrews

dba (10:00 PM)

Weekly Mon Gig- GDA lights up DBA.

 

King James & the Special Men

BJ's Lounge (10:00PM)

Weekly Mon Gig- Burgundy in the Bywater for that downtown rhythm and blues.

 

Charmaine Neville Band

Snug Harbor (8:00PM, 10:00PM)

Weekly Mon Gig- like clockwork.

 

Jazz Vipers

Spotted Cat (10:00PM)

Weekly Mon Gig- JV holdin' it down.

MARDI

February 7th

Rebirth Brass Band

 

Maple Leaf Bar (10:00 PM)
3 sets by the best band in the land.
 

New Orleans Cotton Mouth Kings

d.b.a (9:00PM)

Weekly Tues. Gig- NOCMK at d.b.a.

 

Crescent City Farmers Market

Broadway St Market (9:00AM-1:00PM)

Weekly Tues Gig- hola Green Plate specials.

 
Spotted Cat (10:00PM)
Weekly Tues Gig- Celebrity Mixtape and Frenchmen st alumn.
 
Hi-Ho Lounge (8:00PM)
Weekly Tues Gig- Chartres heads to St Claude to test your music trivia chops.
 

NOLA Community Printshop's Screenprint Open Shop

830 Elysian Fields(6:00PM-10:00PM)

Weekly Tues. Gig- drop in night! Bring a Black & White (high contrast) transparency or photocopy.

MERCREDI

February 8th

 

Friends of the New Orleans Public Library Book Sale

Latter Library Carriage House (10:00AM-2:00PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- bi-weekly sale on St. Charles.

 

Weswego Farmers & Fisheries Market

484 Sala Ave (8:00AM-2:00PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- produce, baked goods, pony rides (!) seafood, live tunes, and more.

 

Tom McDermott and Meschiya Lake

Chickie Wah Wah (8:00PM)

Weekly Wed Gig-Smoke free in Mid-City.

 

Aurora Nealand and the Royal Roses 

Mimi's (10:00PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- Upstairs.

 

Busker's Ballroom

Hi-Ho Lounge (8:00PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- from the street to the stage. Midnight Snax throwdown follows at 10pm.

 

Tin Men

dba (7:00 PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- The world's premiere washboard-sousaphone-guitar trio.

 

Treme Brass Band

Candlelight Lounge (9:00 PM)

Weekly Wed Gig- Pass on by and see Uncle Li.

 

 

JEUDI

February 9th

 

Stooges Brass Band

Hi-Ho Lounge (9:00 PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- Brass mainstays bring the second line inside.

 

Soul Rebels Brass Band

Les Bon Temps Roule (11:00 PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- Who dat call da police?

 

Kermit Ruffins and the Barbecue Swingers

Vaughn's (8:30 PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- Move ya feet, eat ya meat.

 

Alex McMurray 

Saturn Bar (9:00PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- McMurray storms St. Claude.

 

Tom McDermott

Three Muses (4:30PM)

Happy hour with Tom McD; leave the office early...if there's an office in the first place.

 

 

Tom McDermott and Aurora Nealand

Buffa's (8:00PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- A dynamic pairing for the smoke free backend.

VENDREDI

February 10th

Krewe of Cork

French Quarter (3:30 PM)

Mardi Gras parade and wine. Sounds like the fruit of the vine!

 

Krewe of Oshun

Uptown (6:00 PM)

The year's first parade on the Uptown route!

 

 

Marketplace at Armstrong Park

Armstrong Park (3:00PM-6:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Take advantage of activity at Armstrong.

 

Where Y'art

NOMA (5:30PM-8:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- music, film, live performance, and more for you and the fam.

 

Burrito Juke Joint

915 N. Dupre (6:00PM-12:00AM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Yard livin'- drink, spirits, people, food truck vibe from a Mid-City tribe.

 

Burlesque Ballroom

Irvin Mayfield's Jazz Playhouse (11:50PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Get your Trixie Minx!

 

Free Food Funk n Crunk Friday feat. DJ Justin

Handsome Willy's (5:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- outdoor bites and beats.

 

DJ Montegut

Yuki (10:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- A break from Frenchmen (on Frenchmen).

 

Throwback Fridays

Republic (10:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Dance through the decades. 

VENDREDI

February 10th

 

Marketplace at Armstrong Park

Armstrong Park (3:00PM-6:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Take advantage of activity at Armstrong.

 

Where Y'art

NOMA (5:30PM-8:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- music, film, live performance, and more for you and the fam.

 

Burlesque Ballroom

Irvin Mayfield's Jazz Playhouse (11:50PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Get your Trixie Minx!

 

Free Food Funk n Crunk Friday feat. DJ Justin

Handsome Willy's (5:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- outdoor bites and beats.

 

DJ Montegut

Yuki (10:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- A break from Frenchmen (on Frenchmen).

 

Throwback Fridays

Republic (10:00PM)

Weekly Fri Gig- Dance through the decades. 

SAMEDI

February 11th

Krewe of Pontchartrain

Uptown (2:00 PM)

Afternoon parade on Mardi Gras' main drag!

 

Knights of Sparta

Uptown (6:00 PM)

Get your Athenian wisdom off this parade route.

 

Krewe of Pygmalion

Uptown (6:45 PM)

Mardi Gras goes to Cyprus!

 

Krewe of Choctaw 

West Bank (11:00 AM)

Time to open up the Algiers parade route.

 

Mystic Knights of Adonis

West Bank (11:45 AM)

The blonde and muscular take to the parade route.

 

 

Friends of the New Orleans Public Library Book Sale

Latter Library Carriage House (10:00AM-2:00PM)

Weekly Sat Gig- bi-weekly sale on St. Charles.

 

Weswego Farmers & Fisheries Market

484 Sala Ave (8:30AM-12:30PM)

Weekly Sat Gig- produce, baked goods, pony rides (!) seafood, live tunes, and more.

 

Sankofa Farmers Market

5500 St Claude (10:00AM-2:00PM)

Weekly Sat Gig- rain or shine: local produce and seafood on the old Good Children strip.

 

 


The Case of the Missing Unicorn

By Christoper Herbeck

Those familiar with the New Orleans and Baton Rouge House/Dubstep dance scene may already be familiar with the unusual case of the missing unicorn, but for those who aren't, here's the scoop. At a nightclub nearby, it is likely that you might have witnessed a stuffed plush unicorn getting molested on the dance floor. Incidentally, a few months ago this unicornwent missing much to the dismay of its keeper, Unicorn Fukr. No Def correspondent, Chris Herbeck, goes deep in the underground to interview Baton Rouge based DJ, Unicorn Fukr about his missing creature.  Get the Scoop>

Chris Herbeck: Where and when was the last time you saw the unicorn?

Unicorn Fukr: I was playing a gig at The Maison with Lazer Sword, Mux Mool and Gladkill on Frenchmen St on March 19th. The unicorn was brought to all
my gigs. By the time I was done playing the unicorn was nowhere to be found.

CH: Is the unicorn a male or female?

UF: Not really sure... it has a hole and a horn.

CH: Are there are leads on who could’ve taken him/her?

UF: We believe it was a audience member which consisted primarily of
Tulane and Loyola college students.

CH: How and when did you acquire the unicorn?

UF: It was given to me at another gig about a year and a half ago by a
good friend who came across it on a road trip from Portland Oregon. 

CH: Did the unicorn come before or after your DJ name, Unicorn Fukr?

UF: The unicorn was given to me because my DJ name is Unicorn Fukr... so
the name came first.

CH: At what point will you give up searching for the unicorn?

UF: Our plan right now is to keep up the search for one year. If the
unicorn is not found within the next year we will have a dance party to
celebrate the memory of the unicorn next March.

CH: Can’t you just replace the unicorn with another one?

UF: Maybe one day... but this unicorn has travelled all around the Gulf Coast with me to gigs and has become quite the popular party phenomenon in the electronic dance music community. There are so many pictures that will prevent people from ever running for public office because of this unicorn. You can't just replace a unicorn like that that was loved by so many.

CH: If you would like like to make a public plea to the person responsible
for kidnapping your unicorn, feel free to do so now.

UF: First, I fully understand your reasons behind kidnapping the unicorn.
Unicorns are extremely attractive and fun to be around. Hell, its a giant
stuffed unicorn, who wouldn't want one of those. But you must realize that
you are denying an entire community of party goers across the gulf coast
the delight of partying, taking pictures and doing other unmentionable
things with this unicorn. Please, for the sake of party goers and unicorn
enthusiasts alike, bring that unicorn back to us.

Second, do you have any idea how gross that thing is? Do you know how many
dance floors that thing has been grinded on? Not to mention the weird
things that have happened to it at after parties. You sure you want to keep
it where you live?

Third, what the hell you freaking thief!? Give me back my damn unicorn and
stop stealing things!

More information about the Unicorn can be found here.

Unicornfukr will be playing, sans unicorn Sunday, May 16
for the Funky Brunch (11 am to 5 pm) at the Dragon's Den in New Orleans and
on Saturday, May 22 is BOOMBOX (9 pm to 5 am) at the Dragon's Den.

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