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Mercredi

November 26th

 

Uptown Get Down

Tipitina’s, 10p.m.

Tony Skratchere, Unicorn and DJ Matt Scott $5

 

Mistress Kali’s Cabinet of Curiosities

Siberia, 6-9p.m.

Free monthly show featuring vaudeville and sideshow acts

 

Uptown Jazz Orchestra

Snug Harbor, 8-10p.m.

Somehow Delfeayo Marsalis’ orchestra fits on Snug’s intimate stage

 

Soul Project

Blue Nile, 8p.m.

Got soul?

 

Johnny Sansone Band ft. John Fohl

Chickie Wah Wah, 9p.m.

Electric harmonica, accordion and lyrics that take you back to the meaning of home

 

Hump Day SIN

The Country Club, 10a.m.

Half off pool admission for service industry employees; bring proof (bar card or check stub)!

 

Shot & Haircut

Circle Bar, $20

Punk thrash London rockers, the Noise Complaints, play at 10p.m.

 

The Tin Men

d.b.a., 7p.m.

Sousaphone, washboard and guitar trio hit the stage prior to the Wolfman

 

Water Wolfman Washington & The Roadmasters

d.b.a., 10p.m.

Teeth pickin’ local guitarist appears on Frenchmen for his weekly show; $5 at the door

 

Frank Warren: The World of Post Secret

Garden District Book Shop, 6-7:30p.m.

Enter a world of strangers’ secrets as author discusses this collection from the award-winning PostSecret blog

 

Lagniappe Brass Band

Blue Nile, 11p.m.

Six horns and a whole lotta sweaty funk

 

Jeudi

November 27th

Opening Day at the Track

Fair Grounds, 11a.m.

Celebrate turkey day with a $29.99 buffet at the Grandstand and 10 thoroughbred races

 

Bayou Classic Smoke-Free Thanksgiving Day Parade

Superdome, 3:30-6p.m.

Starting at the dome the parade marches all the way to the French Market sponsored by #SmokeFreeNOLA

 

Thanksgiving: Dine-In or Pre-Order Take-Out!

The Country Club, 11a.m.-7p.m.

Full course family-sized options made to order hot and fresh on turkey day

 

Micah McKee and the Little Maker

Blue Nile, 7p.m.

Folksy local singer-songwriter

 

Turkey Day Race

Tad Gormley Stadium, 8:30 p.m.

107th Annual five mile & half mile races benefitting Spina Bifida

 

Celebration in the Oaks

City Park, Open thru Jan 3

View the magical display of lights by foot or by train

 

Thanksgiving Throwdown 

Howlin’ Wolf, 10p.m.

Free Comedy Gumbeaux show (8:30p.m.) followed by Rebirth Brass Band and Glen David Andrews ($15)

 

Thanksgiving Zydeco with Geno Delafose & French Rockin Boogie

Rock ‘N’ Bowl, 8:30

Celebrate why you’re thankful for Louisiana roots with nouveau zydeco from da bayou

 

Reggae Night with DJ T-ROY

Blue Nile, 11p.m.

Roots reggae with local dreaded DJ

 

The Soul Rebels

Le Bon Temps Roule, 11p.m.

Brass heros take on their regular gig this Thanksgiving

 

DJ MUSA

Siberia, 10p.m.

Celebrate Black Thursday on St. Claude with local spinner

 

Vendredi

November 28th

The New Orleans Suspects feat. Paul Barrere of Little Feat

Tipitina’s, 10p.m.

Also with special guests Ed Volker (The Radiators) and John “Papa” Gros

 

Tank and the Bangas “Stone Soul Picnic”

Chickie Wah Wah, 10p.m.

Rhythmic soul and spoken word from locally formed group led by singer Tarriona Ball

 

Grayson Capps

Carrollton Station, 10p.m.

Raw bayou blues done right + Lauren Murphy; $2 Rolling Rock

 

Luke Winslow King w/SamDoores (The Deslondes/Hurray for the Riff Raff)

d.b.a., 10p.m.

Fresh Americana from Nola rooted musicians $10

 

Kermit Ruffins & The BBQ Swingers

Blue Nile, 7p.m.

Friday nights with Kermit on Frenchmen ($10)

 

Brass-A-Holics vs. Mainline

Blue Nile, 11p.m.

Dueling brass

 

DJ Black Pearl

Blue Nile Balcony Room, 1a.m.

Two nights of EDM from the princess of Indian dj’s

 

Teairra Mari: All Black Affair

House of Blues, 11p.m.

Presented by Tscolee & Loft 360 Society she's sung w/ Gucci Mane & Soulja Boy

 

Lalah Hathaway, Najee, Anthony David

Saenger Theatre, 7:30p.m.

Grammy-winning singer brings soul to the Saenger

 

Bayou Classic Golf Tournament

Joe Bartholomew Golf Course (Pontchartrain Park), 10a.m.

Test your driving and putting skills in this bonafide local tournament

 

Career & College Fair

Hyatt Regency Hotel, 10a.m.-3p.m.

Part of Bayou Classic’s events helping companies and graduates connect

 

Battle of the Bands And Greek Show

Superdome, 6p.m.

A decades long rivalry features a battle of school marching bands in preparation for tomorrow’s big game

 

Marc Broussard

Southport Music Hall, 8p.m.

Son of Boogie King’s Ted Broussard this cajun’s voice is full of well-placed soul

 

Black Friday Fiasco

Banks St. Bar, 10p.m.-3a.m.

A tribute to the Ramones with sideshows by lydia Treats, Pope Matt Thomas and burlesque from Xena Zeit-Geist

 

 

Samedi

November 29th

Water Isaacson - The Innovators: How a Group of Hackers Geniuses, and Geeks Created a Digital Revolution 

Newman, 1-3p.m.

Hear author of Steve Jobs speak about pioneer of computer programming Ada Lovelace, Lord Byron’s daughter and other innovators of the digital age

 

Cedric Burnside Project ft Garry Burnside and Gravy

Tipitina’s, 10p.m.

Catch this Blues Hall of Famer uptown

 

Little Freddie King

The Beatnik, 9p.m.

Join this class act local bluesman in Central City

 

FKA Twigs

Republic, 9p.m.

The sexiest electronic R&B show you’ll probably ever go to

 

Build Your Own Bloody Mary Bar

The Country Club, 10a.m.-3p.m.

Do it how you live it + $10 bottomless Mimosas every Sat and Sun

 

DJ Black Pearl

Blue Nile Balcony Room, 1a.m.

Two nights of EDM from the princess of Indian dj’s

 

Hustle w/ DJ Soul Sister

Hi Ho Lounge, 9p.m.-1a.m.

Get ya hustle on to humble resident DJ who spins it how she lives it

 

John Boutte

d.b.a., 8p.m.

Witness local jazz vocalist’s voice floating on Frenchmen ($10)

 

Funk Monkey

d.b.a., 10p.m.

Second-line funk and dank boogaloo groove made to make ya move ya feet

 

Eric Lindell

d.b.a., 11p.m.

San Franciscan native turned Cajun sifts through elements of blues and soul $15

 

Gal Holiday and the Honky Tonk Revue

Siberia, 10p.m.

Authentic N.O. honky-tonk rockgal

 

Down

Southport Hall, 7p.m.

Philip Anselmo's local metal cult 

 

Bayou Classic

Superdome, 1:30p.m.

Rivals Southern University and Grambling State duke it out for the 41st time in this annually played game

 

Fan Fest

Champions Square, 9a.m.-1p.m.

Music outside da dome featuring 5th Ward Weebie and more

 

Budget Battle Cry

GOP Treasurer Sideswipes Jindal Over 'Fond Illusion'



When it comes to the state's huge budget hole, John Kennedy isn't pursing his lips.
 
 
Louisiana lawmakers continue to debate and grind out the best ways of balancing the state budget, and State Treasurer John Kennedy released a public statement on the current proposal heading to the State legislature's floor, calling it, "A Fond Illusion."
 
 
Kennedy, a Republican now serving his fourth term as the State's Treasurer, oversees the $10.6 billion of investments held by the State of Louisiana. He is the man responsible for the safe keeping and disbursement of public money. This might be why Kennedy felt compelled to release a statement on March 4, detailing his professional opinion of the Jindal administration's proposed budget. It wasn't good.
 
 
"Call this budget what you like: a fond illusion or smart accounting," Treasurer Kennedy wrote. "The result will be the same: mid-year budget cuts for the sixth year in a row, because the budget is not balanced. Why should we care? Because making a college cut $10 million with six months left in the fiscal year is like a $20 million cut from day one. That shreds muscle, not fat."
 
Kennedy, who is no stranger to criticizing the Gov, paints a vivid picture of the current attempts to balance out budget deficits, by comparing the tactics being used by Government to poor finance choices when attempting to pay off a car loan—ideas such as taking out a cash advance, asking your school aged children to pay rent, or attempting to sell a boat (or bond?) for far more than its estimated value.
 
"Your plan may work-for a while," Kennedy says. "Then, as sure as 'eggs is eggs,' you'll go broke, just like Louisiana eventually will if the legislature passes the Jindal Administration's proposed— yet again—unbalanced budget for the fiscal year beginning July 1."
 
This analysis is in stark contrast to the images Jindal has been creating of the Louisiana economy in the national press—citing, "incredible progress growing our economy." Even more so because of Jindal's proposal to cut the private and business income taxes for the State.
 
Kennedy wrote out, in five points, the overarching plan for balancing out:
 
"1. Pretend the state will have an extra $800 million to spend as a result of the yet-to-be realized savings from leasing state hospitals to private hospitals, even though the leases have not been negotiated (a reference to the ongoing attempts to get the Mid-City Hospital in gear and properly funded).
 
2. Refinance the state's tobacco bonds (good idea) but dump the $90 million one-time savings into the operating budget and spend it next year (bad idea).
 
3. Propose to sell state real estate at inflated prices well above appraised value and spend the money before they sell.
 
4. Borrow $100 million from the New Orleans Convention Center to keep our colleges open while promising to repay the loan with the proceeds from future bond issues that will exceed the state's constitutional debt limit.
 
5. Raise college tuition 10% for Louisiana students, who already owe $900 million in student loans, despite the fact that education is the new currency of our global economy and 8% fewer Louisianans have a college degree than the rest of America."
 
Kennedy them surmised his argument by saying, "There's a better way. It's not complicated: don't spend more than you take in, and when you do spend money, spend it on things you need, not things you simply want. Louisiana families know that. So do Louisiana businesses. Why can't government figure it out?"
 
All the more ironic really, given how much Jindal has been sniping up at the White House and President Obama (both in the press and in social media) about uncontrolled spending and an unwieldy and growing government.
 
"...the Obama years will be remembered as the Era of Government Greed," Gov. Jindal recently wrote. "There isn’t a problem President Obama thinks can’t be solved by more taxes and more spending. His solution is always to take more money out of the American economy and put it into the government."
 
"It’s time for [the President] to send to Congress a list of reductions that preserves critical services," Jindal wrote in the National Review. "Every governor has had to balance budgets during tough economic times...It’s time for the president to stop campaigning, stop deploying scare tactics, and do his job."
 
Like he's been doing with his plan to axe the state income tax, Gov. Jindal deployed the Division of Administration to respond Treasurer's statements, the Division of Administration has.
 
 
The Division of Administration performs a wide-range of tasks, including general management of all state finances, preparing the Executive Budget and the Comprehensive Annual Financial Report (CAFR). The Commissioner of Administration, Kristy Nichols, responded the Treasurer's statement, detailing and dismissing each of Kennedy's arguments and analogies, point for point.
 
“The reality is that the budget is balanced, makes state government more effective and less expensive for taxpayers and continues to help foster an environment where businesses want to invest and create jobs," Nichols said. "At the same time, our budget also protects K-12 schools, colleges and universities and healthcare services.”
 
 
And keeping it above the belt, Nichols almost right out the gate pointed out that the Treasurer is showing his political motivations in some of his points (in this case the Hospital bond funding issue) and Nichols also alleges the treasurer's incompetence.
 
"Treasurer Kennedy reveals himself to be an opponent of reforming the old Charity Hospital model, not to mention that he apparently does not know how to read the budget."
 
Nichols goes on to detail the figures the administration has on the Hospital funding, which is far less than the $800 million Kennedy cites. She also defends several of the other ideas ridiculed by Treasurer Kennedy, including selling assets above the appraised value.
 
 
"Again, the Treasurer exposes himself as a big government defender of the status quo who would rather keep underutilized property in government’s hands instead of downsizing government’s footprint and returning the property to the private sector."
 
 
As the budget is continually hashed out between now and July (when the next fiscal budget kicks in) funding, bond sales, and tax cuts will continue to cause debate on how best to improve the state of the State.
 
Here's the full documents, as released by Kennedy and Nichols:
 

First, the Treasurer:

And, the Jindal Administration:

 

    

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