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June 26th

Pizza For Pitbulls

Reginelli’s, 11AM

Eat pizza to help dogs, really. Benefitting the Love A Pitbull Foundation


Justin Molaison

Chickie Wah Wah, 5:30PM

Happy hour tunes


Let’s Get Quizzical

Port Orleans Brewing Co., 6:30PM

Food, drinks, trivia


Salves + Infused Oils Workshop

Rosalie Apothecary, 7PM

Last class of the Heart of Herbal Medicine Series 


Choral Festival

St. Louis Cathedral, 7:30PM

Presented by the N.O. Children’s Choir


Breathe LOVE Yoga

Revolution Fitness, 7:30PM

Hatha Yoga Basics


Little Tybee + Cliff Hines + Friends

Hi Ho, 8PM

Elements of folk, jazz, psych, and bossa


Mondays with Tasche

Mags, 8PM

Vintage soul and modern blues


Charlie Gabriel & Friends

Preservation Hall, 8PM

Joined by Taslimah P. Bey, Djallo Djakate, Marion Hayden


A Motown Monday

Circle Bar, 9:30PM

With DJ Shane Love


Monday Music Therapy

Lucky’s, 10PM

With CSE & Natasha Sanchez



June 27th

Movie Screening

Broad Theater, 5:30PM

An intimate screening of America Divided


Book Signing

Garden District Book Shop, 6PM

Appearences by Courtney + J.P. Sloan


Movie Screening

Café Istanbul, 6:30PM

Trapped: A story of women + healthcare


Song Writer Sessions

Foundation Room, 7PM

Supporting NOLA’s songwriting community


MORBID ANGEL + Suffocation

House of Blues, 7PM

With support by Withered


Astrology | Transits

School for Esoteric Arts, 7PM

A lecture on reading transits in natal charts



Saenger Theatre, 8PM

Get ready for a giant sing along


Blato Zlato + Toonces

Siberia, 8PM

Balkan tunes + art-rock



Gasa Gasa, 9PM

Static Masks, Shame, Annette Peacock Tribute



June 28th

Noontime Talk


Jim Steg: New Work, with Curator Russell Lord


Books Beer & Bookworm Babble

Urban South Brewery, 5PM

A fundraiser for Friends of New Orleans


Local Intro to Oils

Monkey Monkey, 6PM

Get the 411 on essential oils


Rye Tasting

Grande Krewe, 6PM

A flight of rye


Stick To Your Guns

Republic, 6PM

With support by Hawthorne Heights


Free Yogalates

The Mint, 6:30PM

Part of Wine Down Wednesdays


WNOE Summer Jam

House of Blues, 7PM

Jerrod Neimann with Michael Ray and more


Comedy Gold

House of Blues, 7PM

Stand up comedy from the Big Easy


Corks & Colors

NOLA Yoga Loft, 7:30PM

Let the paints and wine flow


Weird Wednesday’s

Bar Redux, 9PM

The Extra Terrestrial Edition


Mighty Brother

Saturn Bar, 10PM

With Grace Pettis


June 29th

Essence Festival

Superdome, 10AM

All your favorites in one place


Talkin’ Jazz

Jazz Museum, 2PM

With Tom Saunders


Ogden After Hours

The Ogden, 6PM

Featuring Andrew Duhon


Movie Screening

Carver Theater, 6PM

FunkJazz Kafé: Diary Of A Decade 


Bleed On

Glitter Box, 6PM

Fundraising for We Are #HappyPeriod, powered by Refinery29


Book Signing


SHOT by Kathy Shorr


BYO #Scored

Music Box Village, 730

Presenting “Where I’m From”


JD Hill & The Jammers

Bar Redux, 8PM

Get ready to jam


Henry & The Invisibles

Hi Ho, 9PM

With support by Noisewater


Soundbytes Fest Edition

Three Keys, 9PM

With PJ Morton + Friends


Trance Farmers

Dragon’s Den, 10PM

Support by Yung vul


Push Push

Banks St Bar, 10PM

With Rathbone + Raspy



June 30th

Electric Girls Demo Day

Monroe Hall at Loyola, 1:30PM

Check out the newest inventions


Field to Table Time

NOPL Youth Services, 2PM

Learn how growing + cooking = saving the world


Dinner & A ZOOvie

Audubon Park, 6PM

A showing of Trolls


Movie Night in The Garden

Hollygrove Market, 7PM

A showing of Sister Act


Songwriter Night

Mags, 9PM

Ft. Shannon Jae, Una Walkenhorst, Rory Sullivan


Alligator ChompChomp

The Circle Bar, 9:30PM

Ft. DJ Pasta and Matty N Mitch


Free Music Friday

Fulton Ally, 10PM

Featuring DJ Chris Jones



Techno Club, 10PM

Ft. CHKLTE + residents


The Longitude Event

Café Istanbul, 10PM

Presented by Urban Push Movement


Foundation Free Fridays

Tips, 10PM

Ft. Maggie Koerner & Travers Geoffray + Cha Wa


Gimme A Reason

Poor Boys Bar, 11PM

Ft. Tristan Dufrene + Bouffant Bouffant



July 1st


The Fly, 12PM

Hosted by Prytania Bar


Organic Bug Management

Hollygrove Market, 1PM

Learn about pests + organic management


Mystic Market

Rare Form NOLA, 2PM

Author talk, live music, art and more


Girls Rock New Orleans

Primary-Colton, 2:30PM

The official camper showcase


Serious Thing A Go Happen

Ace Hotel, 4PM

Exhibit viewing, artist talk, and after-sounds


Art NO(w)

Claire Elizabeth Gallery, 5PM

An eye popping opening reception


Antoine Diel Trio

Three Muses, 6PM

With Josh Paxton + Scott Johnson


CAIN Ressurection

Southport Music Hall, 9PM

Support by Overtone plus Akadia


Grits & Biscuits

House of Blues, 10PM

A Dirty South set


Jason Neville Band


With Friends for Essence Fest


July 2nd

The Greatest Show On Earth

Prytania Theater, 10AM

Dramatic lives within a circus



The Drifter Hotel, 2PM

Ft. RYE, Lleauna, Tristen Dufrane


Night Market

Secondline Arts, 6PM

With Erica Lee


The Story of Stories

Académie Gnostique, 7PM

Learn about the practical magic of fairy tales



One Eyed Jacks, 8PM

A tribute to David Lynch


Alex Bosworth

Bar Redux, 9PM

With Diako Diakoff



The Dragons’s Den, 10PM



International Flag Party

Howlin Wolf, 11:30PM

The hottest dance party of the year


New Creations Brass Band

Maple Leaf, 12AM

A special closing performance


Apocalypse NOLA

Whether the 12-21-12 Hype is Real or Just a Sign of the Times, New Orleanians are Going to Party Like It's Armageddon

As you may have heard, the world is expected to end on December 21, or so the prediction based on a misinterpretation of ancient Mesoamerican calendars goes. 


The scientific community is adamantly debunking this claim and encouraging people to shift their focus to the true looming danger: degradation of earth to unlivable conditions due to the effects of the modern industrial system. 


Meanwhile, New Orleans is set for a big party. As a city that has already experienced several apocalypses in the form of hurricanes and enviornmental disasters, New Orleans is set to fearlessly mark the day with a wide range of events. Regardless of whether or not you believe the hype, there is plenty to be said for the mass subscription to rumors of approaching doom.


December 21, 2012 is in fact a very significant date to the Mayan people. Their holy book, the Propol Vuh, describes three worlds having failed before the gods created a fourth, which included humanity. According to the Mayan Long Count calendar, the last world ended after 13 b’ak’tuns, or periods of approximately 394 years. December 21 concludes another period of 13 b’ak’tuns, implying the end of the fourth world as well. This central thought has been conflated with the nearby Aztec peoples’ cultural obsession with cataclysm to spur the paranoia, excitement and fear that has become the 2012 apocalypse phenomenon.


Of course, the idea of the world ending was never predicted by the Mayans, whose understanding of time is based on an acute knowledge of the cosmos and earth’s relationship to other planets making it necessarily cyclical. This has not stopped people from inventing other hypothetical doomsday scenarios, however. Some claim that Niburu, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward earth and a collision is likely to ensue on Friday. Others believe our entire planet will be usurped by a black hole on that date, or a sudden rotational shift will occur causing irreparable damage in its wake.


Nasa and the rest of the scientific community maintain that there is no evidence that any spectacular event is likely to occur the Friday after next and urge people to shift their focus to more tangible threats. Earth’s currently rising temperature is most likely human induced and increasing at a rate that has been unprecedented in the past 1300 years. This warming has caused a depletion of groundwater reserves as well as an increase in draught and forest fires, NASA warns. Greenhouse gases are being emitted twice as fast as oceans and forests are capable of absorbing them. Food per capita is decreasing and energy sources are becoming scarce. Essentially, the impact of industrialization is disastrous and likely to have a catastrophic affect on the entire planet in the coming decadesm, the federal agency says.


As a coastal city with an average elevation of a foot or two below sea level, New Orleans is especially vulnerable, as global warming will inevitably cause ice caps to melt and sea levels to rise. Indeed our city has already experienced plenty of devastation.


So, naturally, the end of the world is being recognized with fervor throughout town. Festivals and dance parties are to take place, celebrating the morbid premonition with the same melancholy ecstasy used in our approach to jazz funerals in addition to more somber dinners and dialogues.  


In light of the failures of the modern industrial system, it seems fitting that society at large is embracing non-western, pre-colonial knowledge albeit entirely misinterpreted. Furthermore, it seems these very real threats are behind the widespread sensationalism of the 21st. It’s a common notion in apocalyptic anticipation, from the rapture to nuclear threat, that we like to imagine instant death rather than gradual demise. Perhaps the tendency to embrace the idea of an end implies a collective yearning for change. Rather than planning for the final day, should we be striving for a paradigm shift?


As the answers to these questions loom in the uncertain future, New Orleanians are finding ways to cope. This weekend, people will poke fun at Armegeddon and the Mayans with a long list of parties.


The Cosmic Convergence Festival is an all day affair, taking place at the Sugar Mill. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, Star of The History Channel’s Ancient Aliens hosts the Apocalypse prevention festival along with The Intergalactic Krewe of Chewbacchus. The party will feature DJ’s and a long list of musicians including the Hot 8 Brass Band, electronic psy-rockers Ghostland Observatory, Alex McMurry and the Interstellar All-Stars, Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Rotary Downs, James Singleton and Sun Domingo. Food trucks and other vendors will be there as well to keep you drunk, fed and happy.


Krewe of Chewbacchus leader and Cosmic Fest organizer Ryan Ballard said that the spectacular affair will cause the galactic-dwelling Mayans to rethink their predictions on the apocalypse.


“Our plan is in full effect at this point. We are going to throw a party so epic and amazing at the Sugar Mill that the Mayan Space gods will look down upon our creation and our revelry and the glory of humanity and they will cancel the apocalypse because it’s so awesome,” said Ballard.


The festival will be a charitable affair as Tsoukalos and the Krewe have partnered with Peter Mayhew, the actor who plays Chewbacca and are donating a portion of the party’s proceeds to his foundation, which aids Children’s hospitals, Wounded Warrier Centers and Special Needs or at-risk children. Begins at noon tickets available for $55 here.


The lineup is out of this world. Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Alex McMurray, and the Interstellar All Stars a just a few of the 20-plus acts that will grace the space stage.


“Alex has put together a one-time only special project to perform all of the greatest classic rock songs about outer space of all time,” said Ballard. “It is going to be the greatest 2012 party in New Orleans, if not the world.”


Ballard also created an “authentic” space ship that will rise and lower “at its own accord.” The apparatus took three fog machines, and the space gods will emerge from the craft at midnight.


Here's some more December 21 events to help you party like it's your last:


At 6:30 a pot luck supper and dialogue will take place at the healing center. Attendees are encouraged to bring a dish that their ancestor’s would have made as a sign of reverence to those who came before us. The discussion will center around what we can do to make the twenty-first a day of transformation rather than destruction. A small portion of each dish will be set aside as an offering which will be used in the after meal ceremony. Call (504) 940-1130 or email: to R.S.V.P.


Armegeddon, a Goth/Industrial/EDM party will take place at Siberia on Thursday the 20 at 10pm. Admission is free.


Sludge metal band Crowbar makes their debut and Crotchbreaker plays their last show ever at Siberia alongside The Devil’s Rain and Ashes to Dust at 9pm. Tickets are $10 in advance, $12 at the door.


Silent Disco Presents: Doomsday Disco at the Wolf Den (907 S. Peters St.), 10 p.m.


The End and the Beginning at Michalopoulos Studio (527 Elysian Fields Avenue) at 6:30pm. Live performances from Helen Gillet, GENS, DJ Matty, Tony Skratchere, Joey Buttons DJ Set, YRSTRLY, Billsbery Flowboy, Summer, and more. 


Galactic Alignment Party at the Maple Leaf, 10pm. Performance from Galactic to usher in the apocalypse. 


Apocalypse: An End of The World Bang-Out featuring Star DJ Beverly Skillz takes place at Ampersand at 10pm. Admission is $15

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