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JEUDI

May 17th

 

Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
Our resident country starlet returns
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
 
Tip's (10:00 PM)
Alt-rock of radio fame, with the Rocket Summer
 
Rock 'n Bowl (8:30 PM)
Zydeco Night!
 
Green Project (7:00 PM)
This doc puts the spotlight on metal scavengers Q&A with filmmaker follows.
 

Gold Mine Saloon (8:00 PM)

Weekly reading series, this time with poets Clark Coolidge and Joel Dailey read.

 

 

Stooges Brass Band

Hi-Ho Lounge (9:00 PM)

Weekly Thurs Gig- Brass band of the hour plays their unique mix of hip-hop and jazz.

 

 

Kermit Ruffins and the Barbecue Swingers

Vaughn's (7:00 PM)
Weekly Thurs Gig- Would be Satchmo gets the crowd moving with trumpet standards, and then keeps em full with his home cooked red beans.
 

 

Tom McDermott and Aurora Nealand

Buffa's (8:00PM)
Weekly Thurs Gig- A dynamic pairing of jazz accordion and eclectic piano for the smoke free backend.

 

 

I Club (8:30 PM)
Big D Perkins and Cornell Williams team up!

VENDREDI

May 18th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (5:00 PM)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Kelcy Mae, Papa Grows Funk and more!

 

Bite the Tail Off Homelessness Crawfish Boil

Lakeview Presbyterian Church (5:30 PM)
Berl for the homeless. Music from hil Melancon, Steve and Sasha Masakowski, John Rankin, Johnny Angel. $10
 
The Shops at Canal Place (6:00 PM)
The annual Ogden fundraiser and celebration of the South's summer suit of choice.
 
Howlin' Wolf (9:00 PM)
Hollywood Babylon, featuring NoDef's own Moxie Sazerac
 
Museum of the American Cocktail (6:00 PM)
The museum's annual fundraiser features great drinks and Meschiya Lake
 
Historic New Orleans Collection (6:00 PM)
Concerts in the Courtyard goes Cajun!
 
Tip's (10:00 PM)
featuring Big Daddy O, Waylon Thibodeaux, Ruby Moon, Bart Ramsey, & Lindsey Mendez
 
d.b.a (10:00 PM)
The one and only roots rock legends, live on Frenchmen
 
Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
NOLA Indie on Lee Circle
 
One Eyed Jack's (10:00 PM)
Metal returns to the Quarter
 
Blue Nile (10:00 PM)
NOLA rock 'n roll on Frenchmen
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 
Greater Tuna
Shadowbox Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: A comedy about Texas' third smallest town

SAMEDI

May 19th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (All Day)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Renard Poche Band, Meschiya Lake and Jam-ALL
 
Audubon Zoo (10:30 AM)
Food, music, fun from the East!
 
Mahalia Jackson Theatre (8:00 PM)
LPO teams with Symphony Chorus of New Orleans for Gustav Mahler's thrilling career capper!
 
The New Movement Theatre (8:30 & 10:30 PM)
One of the country's premier funnyman comes to the Marigny!
 
Octavia Books (2:00 PM)
A booksigning and presentation with photographer West Freeman
 
Siberia (10:00 PM)
Wear red, don't forget to shake it.
 
Circle Bar (10:00 PM)
New Orleans' best raspy voice in a very fitting venue
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 
Shadowbox Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: A comedy about Texas' third smallest town

DIMANCHE

May 20th

Bayou Boogaloo

Bayou St. John (All Day)
Don't rest, just Fest! Today's music features Russell Batiste and Uptown Indians, Feufollet, a tribute to Coco Robicheaux. Plus, the Rubber Duck Derby!
 
Mahalia Jackson Theatre (7:00 PM)
Stairway to Heaven returns, thanks to the Louisiana Philharmonic
 
House of Blues (9:00 PM)
Composer and keyboardist extraordinaire comes to the Quarter. Remember the theme from Amelie? That was him.
 
Dragon's Den (10:00 PM)
The originator of dubstep, live in New Orleans!
 
One Eyed Jack's (10:00 PM)
Noise and bounce unite
 
Los Po-Boy-Citos
d.b.a. (10:00 PM)
LatiNOLA 
 
 
NOMA Sculpture Garden (7:00 PM)
Theatre: Shakespeare under the oaks!
 
 
Tom McDermott and Kevin Clark
Mojito's (9:00 AM)
Jazz brunch at one of the finest Quarter courtyards
 
Buffa's (10:00 AM)
Jazz Brunch, local style!
 
 
Mid-City Theatre (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Camp meets Freud in this tale of deviant sexual awakening
 
JPAS (8:00 PM)
Theatre: 80s kitsch rollerskating musical. Need we say more?
 
CAC (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Ricky Graham takes the stage for a one-woman show
 
Allways Lounge (8:00 PM)
Theatre: Cripple Creek's take on this Greek drama about women who denied their warmongering husbands the business.
 

Hot 8 Brass Band

Howlin' Wolf Den (9:00 PM)

Keep the weekend feet movin' to that brass band beat.


Know When to Hold 'Em

A Guide to the Uptown Mardi Gras Parade Route's Bathrooms



With Carnival's biggest weekend upon us, the time has come to address that age-old parade route question: Where's the nearest bathroom?

 

The fight for coconuts and shoes and getting a good spot is important. But, after enough beer is put down, those of us who lack giant bladders or friends that live on the parade route will suddenly be owned by an uncontrollable urge to take a leak.

 

There are many pitfalls in vavigating the many bathrooms of Mardi Gras, however. Unforeseen fees could are made to gouge the unthinking, and long walks to a spot where a friend said there was a bathroom could prolong this most uncomfortable of situations. So, to put your bladder at ease, NoDef has scoured the Uptown parade route to put together a little guide 

 


View NoDef's Where to Pee on Mardi Gras Map in a larger map

 
Here's the full list, from Uptown down. Browse the map for addresses:
 
UPTOWN
 
• St Stephen's Church
Tickets are $1 each, and bathrooms are $5 for an all-day pass on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday. $10 on
Sunday, and children 3 and under can go for free with a paying adult. There will also be...
 
• Academy of the Sacred Heart
$5 all day, $1 per use. There will also be a concession stand with food, soft and hard drinks.
 
• Hey! Cafe
$10 all day pass, $1 per use
 
• The Club Ms. Mae's
Free port-o-potties!
 
• New York Pizza
Free port-o-potties!
 
• Fat Harry's
Free port-o-potties outside!
 
 
Lower Garden District
 
 
• Copeland's Cheesecake Bistro
$10 all day pee pass
 
• New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co
Free port-o-potties outside only on Mardi Gras day
 
• Rite Aid
Free port-o-potties
 
• Zea Rotisserie & Grill
$5 all day bathroom pass
 
• Voodoo BBQ
$2 for each use.
 
• Circle Bar
Recently reopened. Bathrooms inside. Port-o-potites in front.
 
 
CANAL STREET
 
 
• Harrah's New Orleans Casino & Hotel
Very Clean & free bathrooms... unless you start gambling.
 
• Neutral Ground on Canal St.
All along the neutral ground on Canal St. there are port-o-potties provided by the City.
 
• Arby's
Paying customers only.
 
• McDonald's
Paying customers only.
 
• McDonald's
Paying customers only.
 
• Palace Cafe
Paying customers only.
 
• JW Marriott Hotel New Orleans
 
• Golden Wall
Pay 1$ or buy food.
 
• IHOP Restaurant
Paying customers only.
 
• PJ's Coffee of New Orleans
Paying customers only.
 
• Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen
Paying customers only.
 
• Cajun Mike's Pub and Grub
Paying customers only.
 
• Daisy Dukes
Paying customers only.
 
• Daisy Duke's Restaurant
Paying customers only.
 
• Krystal
Paying customers only.
 
• Red Fish Grill
Paying customers only.
 
• Jimmy J's Cafe
Paying customers only.
 
• Subway
Paying customers only.
 
 
While we feel we've put together a solid list, we're positive we've missed some along the way. Where's your favorite parade route bathroom spot?
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Find the portalets, parking

Find the portalets, parking lots and...oh yeah...bars with the Mardi Gras Survival Guide App on the Android Market. Created by a native New Orleanian FOR Mardi Gras!

https://market.android.com/details?id=org.rifluxyss.androiddev.mardigras...

There is a great bathroom

There is a great bathroom facility corner Peniston and St. Charles, costs littlel and the money goes to battered women and families. This place is SPOTLESS. they also sell soft drinks and water.

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