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Mr. Ghetto Finds All the Women at WalMart
At long last, the cultural excursion that is going to the St. Thomas - sorry, River Garden - Wal Mart has been crystallized for all the world to behold. Though it's only May, Bounce rapper Mr. Ghetto is positioning himself for the hit of the summer with his ode to that big-in-the-box store on Tchoupitoulas, "WalMart." If the video starts with a flashy car cruisin' the "Wally Wally Wally World" parking lot, do you even have to wonder if it's going to be good? The song also includes the line: "All the women be in WalMart, y'heard me?" The rest of the Internet tells us the video is already going viral. Just don't tell Stacy Head. Click through to check out the video! (Since it's Bounce, proceed with caution in the SFW department.)
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