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Siberia (6 p.m.)
Debauche performs along with the G-String Orchestra
The Irish House (7p.m.)
Murphy's bangers are the most authentic in town, & the Gaelic jam is straigh outta Offaly
The Prytania Theatre
(12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10)
Wes Anderson's latest features a star studded cast as his signature eccenctrics, this time set in a luxury lodge.
The Marigny Opera House (7p.m.)
A night of "musical meditation" scored by an all female vocal trio.
Gasa Gasa (10 p.m.)
Free weekly show from Martin Krusche’s jazz group
King James & the Special Men
BJ's Lounge (10p.m.)
Weekly Mon Gig- Burgundy in the Bywater for that downtown rhythm and blues.
Glen David Andrews
Treme trombone man brings it on a Monday
Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes
Maple Leaf Bar (10p.m.)
NOLA funk-gypsy-rockers in Carrollton
Charmaine Neville Band
Snug Harbor (8p.m., 10p.m.)
Weekly Mon Gig- The Neville niece brings her soul and her band to Frenchmen
Octavia Books (6p.m.)
Reading: Pirates You Don't Know and Other Adventures in the Examined Life
Monty Banks as Frank Sinatra
Mahogany Jazz Hall (at the Harem)
Old Blue Eyes Impersonator at a Gentlemen's Club
Cafe Istanbull (8p.m.)
Sultry songstress belts out rare gems of the past and originals
Trinity Episcopal Church (6p.m.)
Classical organist creates “nights full of mystery”
Maple Leaf Bar (10p.m.)
2 sets by the Grammy-winning brass band
Kermit Ruffins & The BBQ Swingers
Bullet’s Sports Bar (7p.m.)
Come see Kermit at home in the 7th Ward, and get to bed early
Hi-Ho Lounge (10 p.m.)
Ex-Stooges members retake the St. Claude spot
Broadway St Market (9a.m.-1p.m.)
Weekly Tues Gig- Uptown edition of the city's prime local market
The 6th Ward's home brass band saunters over to Frenchmen for some New Orleans music.
NEWSBREAK: Breathing Oil Kills Whales, Other Marine Life
by Arielle Schecter
The news from the Big Oozy is grimmer today as the AP reports sightings of whale sharks (you know, those giant swimmy things) cruising through and between oil slicks in the Gulf. Whale sharks catch food by diving down nearly a mile below sea level, but first they have to take a deep breath at the ocean surface. As it turns out, "Taking mouthfuls of thick oil is not conducive to them surviving," according to Eric Hoffmayer of the University of Southern Mississippi's Gulf Coast Research Lab. "These animals do not know to stay away from the oil." Stupid whale sharks!
"B"est "P"ractices Continue
By Kat Stromquist
As the Big Oozy's tentacles probe their way into our coastlines and hearts, BP keeps undermining our long-held belief that “any publicity is good publicity.” The reputation carnage continues this morning with an AP report on the company's shoddy deployment of volunteer forces. The report nails the company for slow processing of assistance offers, failure to train volunteers, and takes a break from shooting the proverbial (oily) fish in a barrel to knock the White House response to international aid. On a more uplifting (har har) spill note, 70 more pelicans were airlifted to Georgia for rescue from the disaster.
NOLA Declares (Theoretical) Energy Independence
by Arielle Schecter
The New Orleans Green Collaborative released a "Declaration of Energy Independence" today, marking the 234th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of our paternalistic yet decidedly anti-colonial nation, the U.S. of A. The document lists grievances such as environmentally predatory energy policies, and an overreliance on fossil fuels, all of which can be traced back to and blamed on the despotism of King George. That guy really can't catch a break, can he?
Tropical Holding Pattern
Hurricane Alex didn't hit land in Louisiana, but it threw some serious wrenches into the effort to to clean up the Big Oozy. The first named storm of the season grounded cleanup operations yesterday, letting the oil flow freely to land. Also freeing up the crude's path in the wake of the storm were the much-yelled-about sand berms championed by Bobby Jindal. In Cameron, the tide turned back three weeks' worth of Louisiana National guardspeople's work piling sand. A state official said the barriers didn't have enough time to settle in, so they're going to build them again in a little different place and hope it works this time. Despite the holding pattern, the cleanup effort got a jolt from overseas by days' end. The world's largest oil skimmer arrived from Europe. Better late than never...seriously!
Into the Fire
From the department, of you-can-not-be-serious... A lawsuit has been filed against BP to stop the controlled burns in the Gulf because apparently, Sea Turtles are effectively corralled andf trapped by the booms then burned alive. We'd like to make some joke (turtle soup, blackened turtle?) but we are too busy smacking our heads against the nearest brick wall.
Thar He Blows!
Buckle your seatbelts, kids! It's time again for Name That Storm! Hailing from the Gulf of Mexico, let's give a big NoDef hand for our latest contestant... Tropical Storm Alllleeeeexxxxxxx! Alex seems on a steady path to Texas. That would be away from us; however, storms are fickle, and oil companies such as, say, BP are taking measures including evacuations. Of course, Billy Nungesser could not help himself, delivering another instant classic. So, let's get ready to ruuuummmble.
Weather Report Sweet (Crude Edition)
Is oil falling from the sky is that just the talk of that guy at the end of the bar with the denim jacket on, you know, that guy. The EPA says "no, impossibe," but others theorize that Corexit has caused a reaction making this all too real. CSM shows some convincing looking video. We miss the good ol' days when the worst that it rained, was men.
You Are What You Breathe
Questions Remain About Big Oozy's Effect on Air Quality
Statistically speaking, the fact that your backyard smells like a gas station is normal.
Amicus: Brief, but Not Amicable
Presidential Candidate (& Part Time Governor) Bobby Jindal has filed an amicus brief in US District Court hoping to halt Obama's halt on drilling. Jindal basically contends that Gulf States must be included in decisions of this sort. The brief is entertaining, but hardly legally sound. NoDef's legal expert explains, "All the feds have to show is some rational relationship between the moratorium and the federal authority granted to the MMS and the feds win. Any argument re 'there is a better way of handling this,' or the economic harm, is wholly irrelevant."
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