Search
| Clear, 63 F (17 C)
| RSS | |

SECTIONS:

 

Arts · Politics · Crime
· Sports · Food ·
· Opinion · NOLA ·
Lagniappe

 
THE

Defender Picks

 

Lundi

April 21st

Dyngus Day

Siberia (6 p.m.)

Debauche performs along with the G-String Orchestra

 

Traditional Irish Music

The Irish House (7p.m.)

Murphy's bangers are the most authentic in town, & the Gaelic jam is straigh outta Offaly

 

The Grand Budapest Hotel

The Prytania Theatre

(12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10)

Wes Anderson's latest features a star studded cast as his signature eccenctrics, this time set in a luxury lodge.

 

Pyeka Balkan Trio

The Marigny Opera House (7p.m.)

A night of "musical meditation" scored by an all female vocal trio.

 

 

Magnetic Mondays with Magnetic Ear

Gasa Gasa (10 p.m.)

Free weekly show from Martin Krusche’s jazz group

 

King James & the Special Men

BJ's Lounge (10p.m.)

Weekly Mon Gig- Burgundy in the Bywater for that downtown rhythm and blues.

 

Glen David Andrews

d.b.a. (10p.m.)

Treme trombone man brings it on a Monday


 

Johnny Sketch and the Dirty Notes

Maple Leaf Bar (10p.m.)

NOLA funk-gypsy-rockers in Carrollton

 

Charmaine Neville Band

Snug Harbor (8p.m., 10p.m.)

Weekly Mon Gig- The Neville niece brings her soul and her band to Frenchmen

Mardi

April 22nd

Octavia Books (6p.m.)

Reading: Pirates You Don't Know and Other Adventures in the Examined Life

 

Monty Banks as Frank Sinatra

Mahogany Jazz Hall (at the Harem)

Old Blue Eyes Impersonator at a Gentlemen's Club

 

Dayna Kurtz w/Rob Mache

Cafe Istanbull (8p.m.)

Sultry songstress belts out rare gems of the past and originals 

 

Albinas Prizgintas 

Trinity Episcopal Church (6p.m.)

Classical organist creates “nights full of mystery”

 

 

Rebirth Brass Band

Maple Leaf Bar (10p.m.)

2 sets by the Grammy-winning brass band

 

Kermit Ruffins & The BBQ Swingers

Bullet’s Sports Bar (7p.m.)

Come see Kermit at home in the 7th Ward, and get to bed early

 

Most Wanted Brass Band

Hi-Ho Lounge (10 p.m.)

Ex-Stooges members retake the St. Claude spot

 

Crescent City Farmers Market

Broadway St Market (9a.m.-1p.m.)

Weekly Tues Gig- Uptown edition of the city's prime local market

 

Treme Brass Band

d.b.a (10p.m.)

The 6th Ward's home brass band saunters over to Frenchmen for some New Orleans music.

NEWSBREAK: Breathing Oil Kills Whales, Other Marine Life


by Arielle Schecter

The news from the Big Oozy is grimmer today as the AP reports sightings of whale sharks (you know, those giant swimmy things) cruising through and between oil slicks in the Gulf. Whale sharks catch food by diving down nearly a mile below sea level, but first they have to take a deep breath at the ocean surface. As it turns out,  "Taking mouthfuls of thick oil is not conducive to them surviving," according to Eric Hoffmayer of the University of Southern Mississippi's Gulf Coast Research Lab. "These animals do not know to stay away from the oil." Stupid whale sharks!


"B"est "P"ractices Continue


By Kat Stromquist

As the Big Oozy's tentacles probe their way into our coastlines and hearts, BP keeps undermining our long-held belief that “any publicity is good publicity.” The reputation carnage continues this morning with an AP report on the company's shoddy deployment of volunteer forces. The report nails the company for slow processing of assistance offers, failure to train volunteers, and takes a break from shooting the proverbial (oily) fish in a barrel to knock the White House response to international aid. On a more uplifting (har har) spill note, 70 more pelicans were airlifted to Georgia for rescue from the disaster.


NOLA Declares (Theoretical) Energy Independence


by Arielle Schecter

The New Orleans Green Collaborative released a "Declaration of Energy Independence" today, marking the 234th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence of our paternalistic yet decidedly anti-colonial nation, the U.S. of A.  The document lists grievances such as environmentally predatory energy policies, and an overreliance on fossil fuels, all of which can be traced back to and blamed on the despotism of King George. That guy really can't catch a break, can he?


Tropical Holding Pattern


Hurricane Alex didn't hit land in Louisiana, but it threw some serious wrenches into the effort to to clean up the Big Oozy. The first named storm of the season grounded cleanup operations yesterday, letting the oil flow freely to land. Also freeing up the crude's path in the wake of the storm were the much-yelled-about sand berms championed by Bobby Jindal. In Cameron, the tide turned back three weeks' worth of Louisiana National guardspeople's work piling sand. A state official said the barriers didn't have enough time to settle in, so they're going to build them again in a little different place and hope it works this time. Despite the holding pattern, the cleanup effort got a jolt from overseas by days' end. The world's largest oil skimmer arrived from Europe. Better late than never...seriously!


Into the Fire


From the department, of you-can-not-be-serious... A lawsuit has been filed against BP to stop the controlled burns in the Gulf because apparently, Sea Turtles are effectively corralled andf trapped by the booms then burned alive. We'd like to make some joke (turtle soup, blackened turtle?) but we are too busy smacking our heads against the nearest brick wall.


Thar He Blows!


Buckle your seatbelts, kids! It's time again for Name That Storm! Hailing from the Gulf of Mexico, let's give a big NoDef hand for our latest contestant... Tropical Storm Alllleeeeexxxxxxx! Alex seems on a steady path to Texas. That would be away from us; however, storms are fickle, and oil companies such as, say, BP are taking measures including evacuations. Of course, Billy Nungesser could not help himself, delivering another instant classic. So, let's get ready to ruuuummmble.


Weather Report Sweet (Crude Edition)


Is oil falling from the sky is that just the talk of that guy at the end of the bar with the denim jacket on, you know, that guy. The EPA says "no, impossibe," but others theorize that Corexit has caused a reaction making this all too real. CSM shows some convincing looking video. We miss the good ol' days when the worst that it rained, was men.


You Are What You Breathe

Questions Remain About Big Oozy's Effect on Air Quality



Statistically speaking, the fact that your backyard smells like a gas station is normal.


We Stand Corrected!


BREAKING- Contrary to the opinions of legal experts everywhere (including here) a Federal Judge has blocked the Obama administration's moratorium on exploratory drilling. (AP Reports)


Amicus: Brief, but Not Amicable


Presidential Candidate (& Part Time Governor) Bobby Jindal has filed an amicus brief in US District Court hoping to halt Obama's halt on drilling. Jindal basically contends that Gulf States must be included in decisions of this sort. The brief is entertaining, but hardly legally sound. NoDef's legal expert explains, "All the feds have to show is some rational relationship between the moratorium and the federal authority granted to the MMS and the feds win. Any argument re 'there is a better way of handling this,' or the economic harm, is wholly irrelevant."


Syndicate content
view counter
view counter
view counter
view counter
view counter
view counter


Contributors:

Dead Huey Long, Emma Boyce, Ian Hoch, Will Dilella, Chris Rinaldi, Lianna Patch, Phil Yiannopoulos, Cate Czarnecki, Mary Kilpatrick, Norris Ortolano, Joe Shriner, Chris Staudinger, Kailyn Davillier, Chef Anthony Scanio, Tierney Monaghan, Stacy Coco, Rob Ingraham

Staff Writers

Kerem Ozkan, Cheryl Castjohn, Sam Nelson

Listings

Elisabeth Morgan

Art Listings

Cheryl Castjohn

Photographers

Brandon Robert, Daniel Paschall

Puzzler

Paolo Roy

Art Director:

Michael Weber, B.A.

Deputy Managing Editor

M.D. Dupuy

Managing Editor

Stephen Babcock

Editor:

B. E. Mintz

Published Daily by

Minced Media, Inc.